'Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool'...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Im so ****in disgusted right now 😐

Did you make a typo and actually intend to type 'disgusting'?

Originally posted by Syren
you continually post such crap (excuse the unintended pun) that it beggars belief.

Excuse the intended pun, but I think this thread fits perfectly with all the other crap that gets posted in 'The Off Topic Forum'.

A lot of adults are fond of having copies of 'Reader's Digest' in the loo...I think it's quite appropriate considering the relationship to the business at foot...digested food > waste product > 'Reader's DIGEST'...

I know a few people that actually drink orange juice on the job, but I'm yet to meet someone who eats/shits...we can but hope and dream...

Well, it all depends. I sometimes carry whatever I'm reading at the time, with me...how the hell do you think I finished Anna Karenina(like Tolstoy is worthy of more)? Sometimes I take the computer with me...guess where I am right now. If I'm eating something and feel the urge, I'll take it with me. If I'm on the phone, it is coming with me.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Did you make a typo and actually intend to type 'disgusting'?

Excuse the intended pun, but I think this thread fits perfectly with all the other crap that gets posted in 'The Off Topic Forum'.

A lot of adults are fond of having copies of 'Reader's Digest' in the loo...I think it's quite appropriate considering the relationship to the business at foot...digested food > waste product > 'Reader's [B]DIGEST'...

I know a few people that actually drink orange juice on the job, but I'm yet to meet someone who eats/shits...we can but hope and dream... [/B]

*snort*

You have some valid points eyes

I usually read.

Although I have to keep asking Mrs.MM to change her brand of shampoo and conditioner once I've memorised the current brands ingredients.

voted 'plz explain'

Originally posted by mechmoggy
I usually read.

Although I have to keep asking Mrs.MM to change her brand of shampoo and conditioner once I've memorised the current brands ingredients.

OMG... doesn't it just drive you insane?? I'm thinking about blu tacking some humorous posters to the wall opposite my toilet and changing them on a weekly basis.

It gets worse, I have three toilets in my new house and there's only 1 with something to read in it!

I think I may buy three copies of one book and leave a copy in each... ✅

That would be good, but when you finish the book?? Then what?? How will you cope??

Ah, but I'd have three books to finish first!

No wait, thats not right... 😕

Three of the same 😕

*waits patiently*

Err one, two.... three. Less one, less one, carry the one, no thats not right... 😕

Originally posted by Clovie
voted 'plz explain'

It actually states 'Other...Please explain'... - So, you either didn't understand that phrase or you suffered a momentary black-out causing you to miss the word 'other' or when you are doing your business on the throne of thrones you talk to it as it 'appears' to be talking to you...Let me explain by way of an example:

'Toilet': Bllrrrrp!
You: Please explain...
'Toilet': Blllrrrrpppp-pppp-pppp-pup!
You: Please explain...
'Toilet': Bllrrp.
You: Please explain...
'Toilet': Blllllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp-pppp-ppppp-ppppp-BLOSH!
You: Please explain...

Well, I hate to break it to you, my dear...BUT...that entity that you believe has voice which you ask to 'explain', just so happens to be coming from you ass! I KNOW! IT'S SHOCKING! Life goes on...

I have no idea why im saying this, but I play Gameboy SP while in the bathroom. Its rather fun. No joke.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
It actually states 'Other...Please explain'... - So, you either didn't understand that phrase or you suffered a momentary black-out causing you to miss the word 'other' or when you are doing your business on the throne of thrones you talk to it as it 'appears' to be talking to you...Let me explain by way of an example:

'Toilet': Bllrrrrp!
You: Please explain...
'Toilet': Blllrrrrpppp-pppp-pppp-pup!
You: Please explain...
'Toilet': Bllrrp.
You: Please explain...
'Toilet': Blllllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp-pppp-ppppp-ppppp-BLOSH!
You: Please explain...

Well, I hate to break it to you, my dear...BUT...that entity that you believe has voice which you ask to 'explain', just so happens to be coming from you ass! I KNOW! IT'S SHOCKING! Life goes on...

She's FOREIGN, you ignorant ass 😠

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Its called, Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

That could almost be considered as racist. 😐

Originally posted by Syren
She's FOREIGN, you ignorant ass 😠

What do you mean "she's FOREIGN"!?!?!?! It's not called the 'World Wide Web' nothing...

Oh, he's going somewhere....

Originally posted by enema
Well, it all depends. I sometimes carry whatever I'm reading at the time, with me...how the hell do you think I finished Anna Karenina(like Tolstoy is worthy of more)? Sometimes I take the computer with me...guess where I am right now. If I'm eating something and feel the urge, I'll take it with me. If I'm on the phone, it is coming with me.

And if you are making sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet love by the fire?

When Im on the pot I Squeeze and squeeze to see if I can blow my rectum out

Originally posted by silver_tears
Im so ****in disgusted right now 😐

Amen Sister 😐...