Bedtime Story

Okay so like yesterday I was walking down a dark alley, and as I passed this set of stairs, I heard a low grumble from within this ancient looking house, so I decided to investigate 🤺

I opened the ancient looking door with the lion head knocker on it, and pushed my weight against it stumbled slightly into the darkness. I groped the wall for the light switch, and when I finally found it, I flicked it and let out a loud gasp shockish

What do you think should be there?
Make it realistic and I'll tell you what that means about you 😄

A huge pink waffle, with bloody tampons slapped on his face.

i think a dead body should be lyin there with a knife through the chest

Courtney Love lying naked and growling like a sexually unsatisfied coyote with big lips cry

It was... Darth Vader banging Deathblow! msn-oh

EDIT: Oh wait, you said to make it realistic, and Sam wouldn't stand a hindu's chance in heaven with Darth Vader. schmoll

I think there should be an old piano that plays without anyone sitting in front of it. Then you notice that the light switch didn't turn any lights on but a few candles in the room and then you should here some chains and an evil Green Goblin like laugh

An old homeless guy trying to get some f.ucking shut eye until this bimbo slams the door open on him. How rude.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
A huge pink waffle, with bloody tampons slapped on his face.

That simply means you're an idiot, who needs to get laid 😊

Originally posted by Darth Revan
It was... Darth Vader banging Deathblow! msn-oh

See a doctor as soon as you can 🧑‍⚕️
In fact, I volunteer eyes

Originally posted by silver_tears
That simply means you're an idiot, who needs to get laid 😊

Originally posted by Deathblow
Courtney Love lying naked and growling like a sexually unsatisfied coyote with big lips cry

with a dildo in her hand😖

Originally posted by Baby Beast Boy7
i think a dead body should be lyin there with a knife through the chest

You have some unresolved anger or guilt problems ✅

Originally posted by silver_tears
That simply means you're an idiot, who needs to get laid 😊

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
with a dildo in her hand😖

In her hand? She's blatantly inexperienced flirt

Originally posted by Deathblow
Courtney Love lying naked and growling like a sexually unsatisfied coyote with big lips cry

I suggest sex for you too ✅

I think there should be a swarm of Evil Zombie Bunnys about to attack you....Eh or Godzilla

This means you have issues with death ✅

oo ooo i got it 😱

Brad Pitt with a martini (NON virgin if you mustflirt2) lyeing on a silky red sheeted bed.. alone😊

Originally posted by Syren
An old homeless guy trying to get some f.ucking shut eye until this bimbo slams the door open on him. How rude.

F.ucking *cough*

Originally posted by silver_tears
You have some unresolved anger or guilt problems ✅