Bedtime Story

..Two bagles fighting over a bag of chips

Originally posted by Ronny
oo ooo i got it 😱

Brad Pitt with a martini (NON virgin if you mustflirt2) lyeing on a silky red sheeted bed.. alone😊

This means I need sex 😱

Preferably with Brad Pitt cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
I suggest sex for you too ✅

Please, I'm trying to limit myself to four ****s per day. Your diagnosis was unsatisfactory and I'm sueing you ✅

Or.....michael jackson...eh...or a killer of some Kind.

Originally posted by silver_tears
This means I need sex 😱

Preferably with Brad Pitt cry

Deathblow, if you want a good shrink, step into my office. Everybody knows Irene is incompetant as a psychiatrist schmoll

Originally posted by Syren
An old homeless guy trying to get some f.ucking shut eye until this bimbo slams the door open on him. How rude.

This means you miss home ✅
And have issues about your confidence 😐

😠

You do it on purpose... I am reverting to my original accusation of skank fab

Originally posted by Deathblow
Please, I'm trying to limit myself to four ****s per day. Your diagnosis was unsatisfactory and I'm sueing you ✅

You know why she needs four?
Cause the first three just don't do it winkiss

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Deathblow, if you want a good shrink, step into my office. Everybody knows Irene is incompetant as a psychiatrist schmoll

And to think, I was gonna put on a slutty nurse outfit for you schmoll

The cast from The Bill Cosby show and Gary Coleman dressed up in RAMBO clothes come out with machine guns and hunt down all of the Brady's while Coleman shouts "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT NO BROTHAS ON THE BRADY BUNCH"

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Deathblow, if you want a good shrink, step into my office. Everybody knows Irene is incompetant as a psychiatrist schmoll

Yessir er..Darth Revan flirt2

Shes an all rounder when it comes to incompetentence ✅

Originally posted by Ronny
cry poor Irene

bawling

Syrenella, don't even tell me I was wrong 😛

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Deathblow, if you want a good shrink, step into my office. ]

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
The cast from The Bill Cosby show and Gary Coleman dressed up in RAMBO clothes come out with machine guns and hunt down all of the Brady's while Coleman shouts "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT NO BROTHAS ON THE BRADY BUNCH"

Racial problems ✅

Originally posted by silver_tears
You know why she needs four?
Cause the first three just don't do it winkiss

She? You mean they 😮‍💨

Originally posted by silver_tears
bawling

Syrenella, don't even tell me I was wrong 😛

If I could have told you that you were wrong I would have done cry

I still Think evil Zombie Bunnies from Beyond the Grave Would be much better.

...Of course you know I'll have to kill you after I tell you.

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
The cast from The Bill Cosby show and Gary Coleman dressed up in RAMBO clothes come out with machine guns and hunt down all of the Brady's while Coleman shouts "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT NO BROTHAS ON THE BRADY BUNCH"

Originally posted by Deathblow
She? You mean they 😮‍💨

Just cause your girlfriend is mentally unstable and schizo doesn't mean you should make fun ❌