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Cop: "PULL OVER!"

Harry: "NO! its a Cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

Dumb and Dumber

"Hi, how are ya?"

--Al, Sahara

"mom, the meatloaf! ****!"

~wedding crashers

"I'd have dropped you both.....Freaks..."

--Riley, National Treasure

Max: "you killed him?"

Vincent: "No, I shot him..bullets and the fall killed him"

Collateral

Mace: The senate will decide your fate. 😐

Sidious: I am the senate! ranting

Mace: Not yet.😐

Sidious: It's treason then. 😐

Star Wars: ROTS

Brick: Where'd you get those from the toilet store?

anchorman

"I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?"

~Little Black Book

"Thats so fetch!"

--Mean Girls

"I'll be right back" Cast Away

Beatrix:It all Depends when do you want to die?...Tomorrow the day after ...
Vernita: How about tonight b****
{Skip afew lines}
Beatrix: Bill always said you were the best lady he saw with and edged weapon
Vernita:F--- you B--- he did not apply that S--- for me so you can kiss my MotherF--king BlackMaba,Hmmm i should have been MotherF--king BlackMaba

"Whats the point of being famous if they people who grew up hating you dont want to kiss your a$$?"

--Wyatt, Josie and the Pussycats

"they call me mr tibbs"
heat of the night

"Geeeaatt in maaaahhhh Belllllleeeeehhhh"

Fat Bastard..i dont remember which Austin Powers it was... i think the spy who shaged me 😬

"The walls are mushy!"

~Josie and the pussycats

[the crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet]
Guy: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six".
~ Galaxy Quest

"Guy Fleegman"

--Galaxy Quest

lmfao its so fnny... i love galaxy quest 😆

MY CAR! ITS COVERED IN SHIT! - dumb and dumberer when harry met lloyd

Originally posted by Vathu
lmfao its so fnny... i love galaxy quest 😆

"Heck yes!"

--Napolean Dynomite