Originally posted by LittleGilraen
"You messed with the wrong pussy!"-Josie
hahaha lmfao
Nursing Home Orderly: "Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today."
Old Woman: "My fingers hurt."
Nursing Home Orderly: "What's that?"
Old Woman: "My fingers hurt."
Nursing Home Orderly: "Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ...I didn't think so." -happy gilmore
Ron: San Diego which in german of course means a whales vagina"
Veronica: No no that cant be right.
Ron: im sorry i was just trying to impress you. i dont think anyone really knows the meaning the true meaning was lost by scholars hundreds of years ago.
Veronica: Doesnt it mean saint diego?
Ron: No no of course not.
Veronica: Yeah it does that is the meaning
Anchorman: legend of ron burgundy