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Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well er, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellatope a sausage to the fridge.
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage.
Richie: Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: Not much of game is it.

Bottom

Woman: And your name?
Eddie: Edward Hitler
Women: Ooh, any relation?
Eddie: Well... I've got a mother
Women: No, no I meant to Adolf Hitler
Eddie: Yes that's her.

Bottom

Eddie: My Great-Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?
Richie: What?
Eddie: AAH! BLOODY HELL! GERMANS! THOUSANDS OF 'EM! AAAH!

Bottom

Eddie: Look at this paper. Did you know Margaret Thatcher's grandparents were homosexual Martians? Lucky I read that, I was gonna vote labour

BOTTOM

[the boys believe they've just killed the meter reader]
Eddie: Hey! Maybe he's not dead. Maybe he's just stunned! Why don't you give him the Kiss of Life?
Richie: Yeah!
[pause, disgusted look]
Richie: No I will NOT! You sad pervy! We've got a dead body in the house and your first idea is to sexually assault it!

BOTTOM

This job would be great if it weren't for the ****ing customers.

"Forget it man, you can bang on that door all night long, their's no way in hell you're getting in her!"

~Shellie Sin city

"What the f*** is that?

"What?"

"your towel?"

"I dunno, theres not enough water and soap"

" I used the same f***in water and soap you did, and mine didnt end up lookin like no f***in maxipad!"

Pulp Fiction

"I'm not Lebowski. I'm the Dude!!!"

the big lebowski

Orange patient: What is that? What are you taking?
Dr. Gregory House: Painkillers.
Orange patient: Oh, for your... for your leg.
Dr. Gregory House: No, 'cause they're yummy! Want one?

House M.D

"everyone knows that humans are more arrogant and greedy than any other creature and that's why i refuse to give up on top of that, when a human has someone worth fighting for, their power grows exponentially. I have what it takes to defeat you, all thanks to my human mother."

~Inuyasha movie 3 swords of an honorable ruler

"ET phone hooooooooommmmme"

ET

"Bean do you belive in happy endings?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Funny, me too. Even after all this. Even after the girl doesn't get the girl of her dreams."

~Little Black Book

"Suck my dick!" - Ron Jeremy in most of his porno flicks

Dude where is my car?

"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?"

YOU WANNA GET CRAZY LETS GET CRAZY

-Micheal Keaton as Bruce Wayne

Originally posted by Hegemon875
YOU WANNA GET CRAZY LETS GET CRAZY

-Micheal Keaton as Bruce Wayne

That's one of my fave lines in that movie!😱

Say hello to my little fren.
(Scarface)

"If we were going to share our lives, why didn;t we share our lives?"

Little Black Book