say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

[the crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet]
Guy: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind? Guy: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six".
~Galaxy Quest

Free will. It's like butterfly wings. Once touched, they never get off the ground. No. I only set the stage. You pull your own strings.

Freedom... is never having to say you're sorry.

Vanity - definitely my favorite sin.

Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?
Col. Denton Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

~Hot Shots Part Deux~

cole me down on the panny sty

-pootie tang

wadatah 😱

Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!

~Hot Shots Part Deux~

Obi Wan Konobo: I have a bad feeling about this.... ............... .......... ........... .... ...................... ......................................... .................. ................ .................. ............................ ............ ....... ............. ......... ................ .................

"whazzzzup!?!"

lol

~Scary movie

"I wish you'd dropped by earlier. You could have met my new boyfriend. You could have seen what a real man looks like."

~Shellie Sin City

Hello

"homosapiens and their guns"

Buddy Love: Who you think you talkin' to, Sherman Klump? Man, if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill you. And I don't mean it as euphemism, I'm gonna literally kill you. I'm gonna *strangle* you and cut off *your* air supply until *you* pass away.

The Nutty Professor

"i love hitmen no matter what you do to them you never feel bad"
~Marv, sin city

Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of body bags.

Rambo: First Blood

"I'll be back."

you-know-who 😉

Dutch: What the hell ARE you?
The Predator: What the hell are YOU?

Predator

Johnny: Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.

The Jerky Boys

[Facing imminent death]
Eddie: You know, I think I might come back as a bra.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Well, all us Buddhists believe in reincarnation.
Richie: When did you become a Buddhist?
Eddie: About 5 seconds ago. And may I say it has completely changed my life!
Richie: But you can't come back as a bra! That's just stupid! You have to come back as something organic.
Eddie: All right, all right, I'm only a beginner you know! Errr... all right then, I'll come back as... ah! Claudia Schiffer! She's seriously organic!

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Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.

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[both watching a rented video]
Richie: It's not very sexy, is it?
Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".
Richie: I think this is for kids you know Eddie. I think those Hussein brothers saw you coming again. Well, what else did you get?
Eddie: "Big Jugs"
[laughs]
Richie: "Big Jugs"! All right!
[reads box]
Richie: "A history of pottery in the nineteenth century." Anything else?
Eddie: Well this one's a sure-fire hit. Look. "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam".
Richie: Yabba-dabba-doo!
[reads]
Richie: No Eddie, it's "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making."
Eddie: Aw, come on, it's got to be dirty, it says "Swedish"!

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[doing Crossword puzzle]
Eddie: Err right. "Ironmonger", six letters. Oh, got it! "Harold".
Richie: "Harold"?
Eddie: Yeah, well he's an ironmonger, isn't he? Harold the Ironmonger, remember? We ate his dog!
Richie: Oh right, we bloody won that bet, didn't we?
Eddie: No we didn't, that's why we had to eat his dog.

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