Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets."
Originally posted by Bloigen
Fletcher: New in the building?Woman in elevator: Yes. I just moved in Monday.
Fletcher: Oh. Do you like it so far?
Woman in elevator: Oh yes. Everyone's been real nice to me.
Fletcher: Well, that's because you have big jugs.
Fletcher: I mean your boobs are huge. I mean I want to squeeze them.
you forgot to add...
"mama"