say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Shit... whats this from?

Waiting to Exhale.

"I'm the juggernaut b!tch!"

"smoke'em"

"I can shoot you in the eye from here"

"wha... I quit there... f*cken months ago"

"dont judge me monkey"

"I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly" 😄

"Say hello to my little friend"

well hello Mr.fancy pants-ash

Originally posted by Leo.M
"I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly" 😄

hystericalI f*cking love Sorority Boys.

You're making a big mistake, man. A big mistake.

Oh, yeah? You already made a big mistake yourself......you didn't flush.

This is the President.

Where the f*ck are my pants!!!!

On the roof.

Well?????? What the **** are they doing on the roof?

You put them up there.

Really? Care to explain how the f*ck I managed to put my pants on the f*cking roof??? HMMM HMMMMM

You slept on the roof last nigh and must of pulled your pants down.

How the f*****ck did you come up with that explanation?

Well, for starters you have shit stains all over your legs sir. You must of taking them down to do your.........business.

Oh. Well........then how the f*ck did I get down?

You fell down sir. Thats why the bone is sticking out of your arm.

......................Fair enough then. Are the press in yet?

Yes sir. Their filming as we speak.

Chewie, give me he hydro spanner!

F*ck you Han, get it yourself, biotch!!!

That wasn't a meteorite, something hit us!

No, shit, you dumb ass white man. My people should have killed you off years ago!!!

On a night like this everybody's looking for somebody stranger.

"I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick a**, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park" ... Cars (Tow Mater)

“I’m going to pick a fight.” (Braveheart)

"i see you're drinking one% milk, is that cos you think your fat? cos you not you could be drinking whole"

"what have i done? what have i done? how could i be so blind? all is lost, whre was i? spoiled all, spoiled all! everythings gone all wrong" (nightmare before christmas)

Originally posted by twiggyramirexmm
"what have i done? what have i done? how could i be so blind? all is lost, whre was i? spoiled all, spoiled all! everythings gone all wrong" (nightmare before christmas)

"You know what you need? Pie." (MIB II)

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
"You know what you need? Pie." (MIB II)

So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler? (charlie's angels)

" Bob had b*tch t*ts" - Fight Clubin_love

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
" Bob had b*tch t*ts" - Fight Clubin_love

"This isn't where I parked my car..." (Eurotrip)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me! (the matrix)