Darth_Janus
Plo Koon Rulez!
Originally posted by exanda kane
LOL America! What a joke of a nation. They invade a few eastern countries and think they ave history. They eat trash, make trash and live in trash. At last Europe has regular sized doors where everybody's girth fits through. The American accent is the demoralisation of the English Language! And what's wrong with their TV
Hadn't it struck people that the reason the empire is apparently full of aristicratic brits is that they're the best actors in the world and can easily portray an empire (afterall we did take over the world without the help of nuclear blackmail!).
While I won't defend America for being economically spoiled, young, and lacking in history and authentic culture, I will attack you for blatant stupidity.
As for eating trash, making trash, and living in trash, just keep in mind who's the number one country in the world for technological innovation, higher living, and oh yeah, loaning to every European country, of which only Finnland ever repaid us.
As for the American accent being the demoralisation of the English language, I'm gonna wager a guess and bet you're British. And if you are, you have a lot of reasons to be angry. For one, all the streets in your country are too small to turn around in, yellow teeth is more common than yellow hair, and you guys have Pikeys. And the Irish blowing up your cars. Hell, while I'm at it, why don't I bash everyone. Isn't that mature? Ah, no, it's not. It's assinine. You're a fool, and as worldly as a backwoods redneck.
And lastly, as for taking over the world withoout the aid of "nuclear blackmail" (Which is, surprisingly, something every major power has done, and then there's North Korea) no, the British just invaded every place, basically enslaved the locals, forced them to suffer indignities under colonialism which has left wounds that endure even until today, and then left, leaving a vaccuum where their overbearing presence had been. It's why we have Palestine and India and Pakistan, and a whole list of other places. Good job, guys.