Do cell phones cause testicular cancer

And if you're a cop then don't put your speed gun between your legs when you're sitting in your patrol car because that causes testicular cancer. And while we're giving advice to cops, stop eating all those donuts coz they'll cause stomach cancer.

Oh and you'll also get blind from masturbating!

And you get Leprosy if you have sex

Originally posted by Napalm
Ive herd that keeping it in my pocket would cause testicular cancer. IS this true? 🙁

i heard it kills sperm
i havent heard anything about cancer...
other things that can kill sperm
mentol cigarettes
hmm...i forgot the other one...

supposedly mountain dew because of..... the dye yellow 5 is it?

Its all a bunch of hogwash......"Ohh smoking causes cancer!" "OOOH! jumping of buildings is dangerous!" ITS ALL LIES!

😂

I remember when my chemistry teacher was talking about cell phones...if it wasn't that then he was always talking about coffee...

He said that cell phones do causncer...but you're more likely to get a tumor on your brain or something like that then testicular cancer...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
And you get Leprosy if you have sex

Originally posted by Napalm
Ive herd that keeping it in my pocket would cause testicular cancer. IS this true? 🙁

You have talking testicles?!?! What do they say and do you listen to them? Also, do they sound muffled when talking through your pocket?

Originally posted by LordKerrigor
supposedly mountain dew because of..... the dye yellow 5 is it?