Chat Up Lines

Come on guys! Doesnt matter how cheesy, whats your method of play towards a good old kiss from the female? No matter how camp/cheesy/gay whatever. How do you win a girls heart?

I don't know I heard some funny line though, probably old and stuff but I laughed.

"Could I get your phone number? I think I lost mine"

what ****ing good is that? I bet is yours really

"Can I have a kiss?" usually works.

That's me, I don't have to trick females into a kiss.

-AC

Females don'T like me 😮

I'm nervous when it comes to this subject.

Any tips for me?

Say this...

Im sorry I may be being rude but its hard to express myself when i am on the verge of exploding in my pants!

If you are confident and witty then the girl will respect your confidence and take a chance.

FEEEEEEEEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!

"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"

Charm.

Originally posted by smoker4
"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"

Thats legendary!

How about....."Hey girl, I may not be the most respectible man, but I loose most of my respect in the bedroom hunny!"

Thats enough to make girls sick on the spot I think. 😉

"Put your crash helmet on love, youre going through the headboard tonight"

This is from the Mark and Lard radio show. It wasn't his.

-AC

HA HA HA Loser!!!

Whats yours then AC?

This is what I usually say, "I'm constipitated and just ate doritos may I have a kiss?" That usually works unless they're smart.

"Whats yours then AC?"

My chat up line?

I can't say I need one. I prefer to you know, not look like an idiot.

I've found that initiating conversation in a perfectly normal way works well.

-AC

i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot droolio

i tend to just plainly ask them if they wanna kiss 😖

"i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot"

Why thank you, thank you very much 😉.

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"i'd so hook up with you AC!!
confidence is so hot"

Why thank you, thank you very much 😉.

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC

😱

So, how YOU doin'? 😂

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri

I just never saw the big deal in having to cover up nervousness of women by using a chat up line, because I'm not nervous when it comes to approaching women, nor do I see the point in being.

They're women, not ogres. They aren't gonna bite, at least not right then.

-AC

Thats kind of true