The top 25 things not to say to a naked man
25) That's it?
24) Wow - look at all the hair on your back
23) Maybe you should start going to the gym more.
22) That was fine dear....pass me the vibrator.
21) Wake me when it is over...OK?
20) I think the condom is too big.
19) Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
18) You want me to....what...?!?!?
17) Well, that explains the padded pants.
16) Did you take out the garbage yet?
15) My husband is in the marines.
14) He's due home anyday now.
13) Is that a toupee?
12) So THAT'S what your ex warned me about.
11) No.
10) Surgery might be able to help.
9) Not until you've showered.
8) That must be my mother on the phone.
7) Your brother is bigger.
6) Your best friend is bigger.
5) Your father is bigger.
4) Wow!! Look at the size of your.....beer gut.
3) Size doesn't REALLY matter.
2) You might want to see a doctor about that.
and the number one thing not to say to a naked man . . . . . . .
1) bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Originally posted by Valharuthe title of this thread is post that make me laugh.... I dont find you to be that funny at all. The post there barely got in but I thought to quote it.
Pfft. I should have 50 in here.
here... example of you not being funny....
Originally posted by Valharu
Your like a little girl quoting something a big girl said in the hope of being heard. 🙂
and
Originally posted by Valharu
No. She'll never be heard. Idiot. 🍺
so there you go 😛
example of humorous to me....
Originally posted by Because I can
🙂 wanna free beer? Aw, sorry mate, you missed it cause you didnt hear me.Men are like Lava Lamps,
Fun to look at, but not so bright 😄
😂 and she is only how old? .... that was clever thinking 😊
Originally posted by Lumanix
Anytime someone tries to cover for a sock, it usually is pretty funny in retrospect.
like this one...
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t418408.html
too funny ✅