Originally posted by Vinny ValentineToo funny Vinny ๐
How cool would it be too walk into your first day of school with a shirt that Said KMC. It would be so cool that the other boys and girls would generously throw things at you, this just means the want to give you more things. They'd also beat you up, this in fact making you stronger. They'd also put your head in a toilet bowl full of piss, this, doesn't really help at all.So Call now and pick up your super cool KMC Forums Shirt! You'll stand out like a Frog in a Vagina.
Originally posted by Shelbert LemonIt was so funny I had to laugh, cruel but funny. She told me daddy had an eww and told him to go sit on the potpot. ๐
poor kid ๐ reminds me when my 13 year old was 4 her grandma farted and didnt know she was standing behind her... my daughter hysterically began stripping her clothes of and tearing up cuz she didnt want fart germs on her.
OH goodness fart germs that funny . ๐ And people wonder why I have such a good ole time with my kids, they sure do keep a mother entertained. ๐
from a thread titled...
A girl of 10 stabs her mother over...
Originally posted by grey fox
...the fact that her cocoa had a skin on it.JESUS CHRIST !
Are kids this idiotic these days that they believe that a life can be tossed away (Yes the mother died) over something this bloody stupid.
People make me sick....
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I remember you doing a thread like this before. You still don't seem to realise that it's the individual child who has the problem, not 'children' as a collective.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Stop being stupid. It proves that all children are evil.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You're right. We should kill all the children before they all start killing their mothers. It's bound to happen...
Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude...do we even need a reason?
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
True, true, true...What method do you suggest we use to exterminate these mother-stabbing vermin?
Originally posted by Bardock42Well..I was thinking about this giant mixer kinda thing...you know..like in that Simpsons episode. Man that was funny. Simpsons is a great show, well anyways, where were we? Ah yes, exterminating children. Hmm, I guess you could also just club them to death...like baby seals....or something.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
So, we put a slide on it, and tell the children that it's all fun and games...They slide down into the bowl, we switch on the blender, then...BLAM! We slice and dice those little shits back to where they belong: Pulped hell. Sweet, it's a great idea.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Not quite...I thought we tell them exactly what is going to hapen to them and then play some sadistic mind games with them before we push them in.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Interesting, but how about at the start of the slide we have a big sign that reads "Oh, this is going to be lovely! You're going to have a really great time!"...Then, just before they fall into the blending bowl, we have another sign painted in blood that reads "Only joking, you're about to be shredded into a pulp because all you little shits like stabbing your mothers. Have fun being dead, bye-bye!".What do you think about that?
Originally posted by Bardock42
That is soo genius we should use it on all people..not just stupid children.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
OK, but we probably won't put all the hot girls in the blender will we? Will we?
๐ too funny guys....
Originally posted by RZAa point to ponder? hmm ... ๐
There are no quotes of mine in here. How is that possible? or plausible or probable...or....hmm....highly peculiar indeed...
Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm 5'4 and I do have a special girl in mind named Lauren๐
Originally posted by Itzak๐ you nut
Itzak is spelt I-t-z-a-k, not L-a-u-r-e-n. But it's ok. ๐Wait are you calling me a girl? herbjedi