Post that make me laugh

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
You're right! I'm soooooo cool! Cool, cool, cool...Watch this -

"Yo, I was walkin in da park jus de other night
and dis homie came up to me and gave me fright,
I said "Damn, nigga! Don't be a *****!",
Sneakin up on me like dat is makin me twitch!
Snitch, ***** , yo wanna be a ho?
Don't go skulkin or mixin wid ma flow!
If ya try and berate me,
I bust a mofo cap,
Then yo be wishin yo never stepped into my crap,
Rap, tap, bat-a-mat-sat."

See! I told you I'm cool.

Originally posted by dark1365
Knowing his stupidity i think he said something about me and being in love with me.

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
😆 That is just the way I Like my eggs.Nice and hard! 😈 jm

Said by JM after she poured hot water over me... sounds wrong at first though...

Originally posted by tcbbandman
i cut off my you know man part

Just... wrong...

Originally posted by Alice_In_Chains
orange juice makes me poo

Originally posted by s|m
Nope, neither are books/movies; they're just a form of entertainment 😬.
If you were born an idiot, you stay that way for the rest of your fecking life.

😆

Originally posted by Corran
Not when posting here, but normally yes - that's why her post is funny, she said English was her best subject and her post was bad English punctuation.

Am I the only one?

No, that post was gold.

Baylin wrote on 02-25-2005 12:54 PM:
😂

Alex"oh I'm cumming..."

Mother "Well we're always pleased to see you!"

if you want to know you'll have to ask! 😉

😂

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Thael and dark1365...Thanks to both of you, but there's no need for jealousy...I'll let you in on a little secret...shhhhh...don't tell anyone...shhh...Feed your ego with Miracle Grow every night before you go to sleep...I don't wear pajamas, but if you do, take the Miracle Grow after you put them on...I don't know why, but it sounds reasonable...GOOD LUCK!

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Originally posted by SlipknoT
penis?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
No, thanks...I've already got a rather healthy specimen of my own...

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Originally posted by SlipknoT
do you drink pee pee?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
No you do not drink 'pee-pee'! 'Pee-pee' is the result of drinking, not a choice of beverage...although some people are fond of showering in it...

LMFAO!!!! laugh1

😂 fabulous

THE BEST QUOTE EVAH!!! laugh1

Originally posted by big gay kirk
I've been to fancy dress parties dressed as Jesus, a Nazi officer, a female prostitute, a flasher, a coalminer, a spaceman and a viking.... does this mean that I am a dirty-faced exhibitionist racist anti-semitic 10th century norwegian astronaut with a messiah complex who only does it for the money???

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😂 omg...thats great

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
THE BEST QUOTE EVAH!!! laugh1

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OMG....that's great....hysterical

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Ohhh, snip-snap! I love those little fackers! All floppy and shit, with their little faces all screwed up and all those little tags and crap! They're so funny when they talk and dance! Snapple! Bing! Bing!

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Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Fish/Spoon

- U to the N to the ORI-GIN-AL. Peas and carrots, someone is trying to steal my frunkled identity! Stone the rocks, I'm floating in the river of miss-iss-iss-ippi-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-ip-o. Why? Because the seas are filled with pirates these days - taking what ain't deres and what never shoulda been it's nots.

OMFG!! laugh1 WTF?!?!

I can't stand that guy.....😖

Oh come on, he's hilarious!

😆

Originally posted by BackFire
Good point.

From here on out I will no longer wear clothes. If you don't like seeing my hairy man boobs, blame the goths.

Hahaha!!! Classic BF 😆

I love it 😂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Oh come on, his hilarious!

I find him overly arrogant and obnoxious 😬 I just don't like him, funny or not.