Originally posted by Mr Zero
Ok so many of you know that my Star Wars scoops are infallible, I brought you the "Obi Wan is Luke and Leias father" scoop. The "Yoda is human" revelation and the heart- stopping "R2D2 was a walking incubator sent to hold the inbred offspring of Luke and Leia" reveal.From the same cast iron insider source I can now reveal that the big secret of EPIII is that General Grievous is none other than Darth Maul! π±
The upper half of his body was retrieved from the melting pit after the duel of the fates & was fashioned into a cyborg weapon by the confederacy and unleashed during the clone wars.
You heard it here first.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
π Oh freakin' hell!!
This is a quote and a half π±
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Eh, so I heard Mr. Jon's "Stop ****in' Wit Me" this afternoon, and aside from totally ass-raping Slayer, he used one of their greatest hits, and I guess he felt as if, if he poured a little bit of his "Crunk Juice", whatever the **** that is, on it, it would fare well with the urban youth?Jon, I hope that one day, one of your street vendor gold caps slips off your tooth, rolls around your oral cavity, lacerating your tongue to the point of detachment, thus sliding down your throat, subsequently choking the ever living shit out of you.
How crunk would that be? π±
Ass.
Last one!! BWAHAHAHA!! π
Originally posted by dave123
This is how id do things if i was God - You're an assh0le *kills*
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Originally posted by Tex
Point at me all you want, it attract attention to The Diva πͺ©
Originally posted by Matrix_Man
lets try hurling things....books, pianos whatever u want......................*throws a cathedral*
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Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Heh Zero IS a footnote π
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Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...but what if you are a guy wearing WOMEN'S underwear? Where do WE fit in?*realizes he just said this out loud*
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Originally posted by Darth Revan
Trogdor is a dragon with Arnold Schwartznegger's arm sewn in a very un-useful place. π