Ann Coulter's america Part 2

Started by Silver Stardust3 pages

What, that you're ignorant? No kidding.

Liberals: "Ohh lets march for pot heads and queers rights"

*snorts*

Well, I COULD lower myself to your level and fire a cheapshot back at conservatives...

But I'm better than that.

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
*snorts*

Well, I COULD lower myself to your level and fire a cheapshot back at conservatives...

But I'm better than that.

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he's just trying to derail the thread

dont let him


http://www.michaelmoore.com/_media/Coulter.mov

coulter proving yet again what a misinformed ass she is

I love the look on Coulter's face when the reporter calls her on her complete ignorance of the facts. Total deer in the headlights look. It's like she can't believe that someone would question her. She's spent waaaaayyyyy too much time on Fox news.

Originally posted by PVS
he's just trying to derail the thread

dont let him

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Originally posted by KharmaDog
I love the look on Coulter's face when the reporter calls her on her complete ignorance of the facts. Total deer in the headlights look. It's like she can't believe that someone would question her. She's spent waaaaayyyyy too much time on Fox news.

lol tell me about it.
she instinctively reverts to "im sure im right" or "im sure you're wrong"
and prays that the issue is never touched again.

sounds like all those quotes you came up with most of them are jokes. what you can't make a sill joke these days without getting mud thrown at you??? i think most of that stuff was kinda funny, it wasn't intended to be serios

here's a clip of oreilly:

http://www.michaelmoore.com/_media/oreilly5th.mov

i think him and coulter should get married. then they can give birth to the antichrist.

Yes, saw that one too. I can't believe they are allowed to lie like that and not have everyone call them on it. And it's not a single instance, they both do it all the time.

Do you have some more of these quotes? I think they are rather amusing.

Just look up Ann Coulter on Google and I'm sure there is no end to her infinite wisdom.

im sorry, but im not looking for any more quotes from ann coulter.
i just googled for her quotes and its all just hateful paranoid babble.
"blah blah liberals blah blah traitors blah blah liberals"
i can feel my braincells dying as a result of reading this.

Originally posted by Napalm
The defintion of liberal

Examples:
1) Giving money to crackwhores.
2) Supporting the French on anything. **** the French, they're a bunch of socialist pussies.
3) Protecting people from capital punishment. "We're trying to send 'em (murderers) a message. Go somewhere else and kill people. Go to California, they don't give a sh!t."
-Ron White, the most brilliant man alive (regardless of his political affiliation).
4) Partial birth abortions. Gee, crackwhore that got "raped," it took you that long to figure out you didn't want the son-of-a-*****? Pun intended.
5) Watching CNN (Commie News Network). Haven't you ever heard that giving someone obnoxious the attention they desire just makes incites them to be more obnoxious? It's the same reason why you don't watch Bill O'reilly for serious news, the guy ain't fair and balanced, I'll be the first to admit that much.
6) Helping queers get married. Why can't the uppity queers settle for civil unions? Dictionaries cost money to reprint.
7) Fighting to legalize weed. Who is this helping, please, I'd love to know.
8) Arguing against the war in Iraq. Gee, let's see here, free millions, lose a grand, or free a grand, imprison millions. Hmmm. BTW, for those that think Iraq is going poorly, why don't you check the number of recorded deaths in any other war in the history of wars, even ones where they didn't have many to lose.
9) Fighting the Republican Social Security proposal. Got a better idea? I mean, what the ****, men, what the ****?
10) Defending Soviet Russia. The guys were communists. Shut-up. SHUT-UP. I know you're arguing with your monitor at this point. But they were NOT socialists. They just weren't.

I'm bored, so I'll list each quote and throw my own little backfire type twist on each one. Enjoy.

1)

Giving money to crackwhores.
I don't know any liberals who want to give money to crack whores. Maybe you want to explain this one a bit more.

2)

Supporting the French on anything. **** the French, they're a bunch of socialist pussies.
- Agreed.

3)

Protecting people from capital punishment. "We're trying to send 'em (murderers) a message. Go somewhere else and kill people. Go to California, they don't give a sh!t.
-Ron White, the most brilliant man alive (regardless of his political affiliation).
- This one just doesn't make sense. Capital punishment, last I checked, was allowed in California. Why would the murderers come here? I'd expect "the most brilliant man alive" to know this.

4)

Partial birth abortions. Gee, crackwhore that got "raped," it took you that long to figure out you didn't want the son-of-a-*****? Pun intended.
- Yes, because everyone who gets raped is a "crackwhore" and knows instantly after they are raped whether they are pregnant or not. Yes, lets make the woman out to be the bad guy if she gets raped. This sounds like Rush Limbaugh type of dribble. You know, the kind he makes when he's not too busy popping pain killers.

5)

Watching CNN (Commie News Network). Haven't you ever heard that giving someone obnoxious the attention they desire just makes incites them to be more obnoxious? It's the same reason why you don't watch Bill O'reilly for serious news, the guy ain't fair and balanced, I'll be the first to admit that much.
- Tell that to conservatives too, they're the ones that listen to Rush Limbaugh and the like. Oh, but I guess him yelling on his AM radio show about the same thing every day isn't obnoxious. Damndest thing.

6)

Helping queers get married. Why can't the uppity queers settle for civil unions? Dictionaries cost money to reprint.
- Strangely enough, this dictionary argument is probably the monst genuinely sound argument that I've heard a conservative make against gay marriage. Sad, but true.

7)

Fighting to legalize weed. Who is this helping, please, I'd love to know.
- It helps everyone, it makes our prisons less crowded, thus lower taxes, it also will give the government a new way to gain income (taxing pot if it's legal) thus giving them more money that they can spend on a few more nuclear bombs or stealth jets, rather then food for the starving people in the other countries, medicine, and all that useless crap. We all need more nukes and jets, after all. Aids? Cancer? **** that, jets are more important, WE NEED MORE JETS.

8)

Arguing against the war in Iraq. Gee, let's see here, free millions, lose a grand, or free a grand, imprison millions. Hmmm. BTW, for those that think Iraq is going poorly, why don't you check the number of recorded deaths in any other war in the history of wars, even ones where they didn't have many to lose.
- Wow, so only a bit over a thousand people have died, guess that makes the war a success, despite the fact that we've found NO weapons of mass destruction, which was the advertised reason for going over to Iraq in the first place. But that's okay, Americans are dying to give democracy to a country that doesn't want it. After all, forcing democracy on a country is totally democratic, freedom and justice for all, even if they don't want it, woohoo.

9)

Fighting the Republican Social Security proposal. Got a better idea? I mean, what the ****, men, what the ****?
- How about one that actually works?

10)

Defending Soviet Russia. The guys were communists. Shut-up. SHUT-UP. I know you're arguing with your monitor at this point. But they were NOT socialists. They just weren't.
- Hey, that's great, this one is stupid and doesn't matter, it was just put in to make the number an even 10. I've made noises with my ******* that are more intriguing then this last statement. GOOOOO CONSERVATIVES!!!

Anyways, this is a nice list. I'm sure Rush Limbaugh and other pompus loud mouth conservative drug addicts are shitting their pants.

"Americans are dying to give democracy to a country that doesn't want it."

i agreed with MOST of your logic except that one backfire ^^
twice the percentage of iraqis went to the polls than americans
though your rants on rush i coudn't agree with more, i listen to that guy every once in awile and he really gets under my skin. The other day he was making cracks about the cast from saturday night live about there drug use HHHEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO

perhaps it was overly presumptuous of backfire to say iraq doesnt want a democracy. i think the case is...they don't want OUR democracy. i think america as a whole needs to get out of the mindset that we are somehow the epitome of freedom and liberty, and all others pale in comparison.

yeah, healthy competition is a good thing. to say "we are #1" can be healthy for any country. so long as its not grossly exploited by those in power, patriotism can only be productive and healthy. whats wrong with routing for the home team?

however many americans operate under the false assumption that everyone else in the world (non third world i should say) is jealous of america, and wishes they lived here instead, and secretly want a mcdonalds on every street corner. so to impose our (or cheney's) way of democracy would be a gift to them.

well, the trouble is, democracy is not a gift to the people, its something the people take, by force if necessary. would america's history be as rich if democracy was just given to us? well, the good thing is in the end, its will be up to the iraqi people. and so long as the u.s. doesnt back out of its moral obligation of aid to iraq, it may end up...not as bad as we think.

i know this may sound batshit, but i think the only way to solve this problem would be to throw money at it. however the 'throwing' part would involve rebuilding their infrastructure and helping them to eventually become a wealthy and powerful nation. just america's way of saying 'good luck and no hard feelings for us bombing the shit out of you', as we've done before, and very successfully.

instead the new way is to just say 'f*** you' and walk away, like we did
in afghanstan after their soldiers did our dirty work and conducted routine strikes on the soviets forcing their withdrawal...and "STOPPING THE SPREAD OF COMMUNISM!!!!". they were willing to die for the promise we made...you know, FREEDOM...and we not only broke that promise, but dropped them like a brick. and why? because the soviet union was no more. the "SPREAD OF COMMUNISM!!!!!" had ceased, and in the eyes of the u.s. government, afghanistan was rendered useless...apparently it's people as well.

anyway...yeah...if we let iraq go the way of afghanistan, then its just taliban v.2.0.
but naaaaaaaaa....i doubt that will happen anyway. the agenda is not to alienate those who have the most oil, unless they plan on occupying them...but since they are already occupied, its quite the dilemma.
no more 'evil' to fight...just 'the people'. way i see it, cheney and company now have no choice but to kiss the ass of whoever is elected, so that the oil may flow.

WooHOO PVS!!! Nicely done!!!

nice sign pvs!!! Shows the intelligence of the great leader of the crazy Christan party AKA THE REPUBLICANS!!!!! LOL this is really a great show to watch from Canada. Bush's speeches gives more then enough entrainment!!! I just don't understand why people don't see that. Its like the American news shy away from such obvious facts!!! I am left dumbfounded.
I can see the conservatives ready to attack me calling me a gay supporter, hippie, pot smoker, tree hugger. I am not a very liberal person. I am actually dead center.

oh yeah, the point i was making is that ann coulter is a fascist psycho whore, and i would love to spit in her face...unless her moustache was on fire.