Why?

Good luck with that 😄
And always remember, if in doubt go with a square droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
Why do they put little fancy patterns on toilet paper 😑

So the paper looks pretty while it's covered with shit.

😂

Originally posted by Ronny
ive only seen white toiletpaper 😕

There are several reasons for this:

1. Some people like to smear art in shit, it makes them feel good about themselves.

2. Its a job! Some poor sap was jobless and then some guy came up to him and offered to pay him to draw on his toilet paper.

3. Some pople will stop at nothing to pamper their ass that little bit more. Be it a fifth ply or a cute little dolphin drawing.

4. The Richard Nixon scandal "watergate" was infact started by Nixons complaints about insufficiently drawn on toilet paper in the white house, ever since then to preven any sutch thing happening again, toilet paper companies have invested billions of dollars in overseas oil companies so that george Bush could wipe his a.ss with 20 ply toilet paper with gold frills, and then I woke up and realised it was all a dream

The end.

Does it not seem logical to have brown toilet paper?

-AC

how would you ever know you were completely clean if it was always brown, you keep wiping until there's no brown normally.

Camo toilet paper, Youll never know if youre clean! SO YOULL BUYT MORE AND MORE OF IT! Its a genious money making idea! 😱

the patterns are there so you can show your appreciation by wiping your ass on it

Originally posted by Kosta
Camo toilet paper, Youll never know if youre clean! SO YOULL BUYT MORE AND MORE OF IT! Its a genious money making idea! 😱

Originally posted by Corran
how would you ever know you were completely clean if it was always brown, you keep wiping until there's no brown normally.

hysterical2

Unfortunately, that is just too true!!

Originally posted by Ronny
Why do they put little fancy patterns on toilet paper blink

Only on KMC is there a thread about the many techniques of anal wipage.

-AC

yeah...on OTF of course 🙄
😆

Nowhere else could you find a thread this weird.

Are you reading this Ronni?!?

Well in my experience, after I wipe my butt hole I like to get a Q-Tip and decorate my brown shit on the various patterns that are on it, such as zig zags and clouds.

We really didn't need to know that.

Oh, I don't know, it gives us more of an insight into Arsenal.

But still.

i know why.....

so it get's stuck in your ass hair...........😑