Will you still respect me in the morning?

Started by Da Moose7 pages
Da Moose Gone

Will you still respect me in the morning?

Or will you wake up, roll over, see my antlers and quietly sneak out of the room?

Oh sure, you'll promise to call.

But will you?

darkcrown Senior Member

I dont sleep with mooses unless I get paid.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by darkcrown
I dont sleep with mooses unless I get paid.

That hurts.

It cuts me deep.

Moose have feelings too.

Wait, so, ALL I have to do is PAY you?

💃

a1hsauce Senior Member

the power of money

nitro-swicked A PrOpHeT oF tHe DaRkSiDe

😆 money makez the world go round

*Danii* Senior Member
Originally posted by darkcrown
I dont sleep with mooses unless I get paid.

I second that.

darkcrown Senior Member

Originally posted by Da Moose
That hurts.

It cuts me deep.

Moose have feelings too.

Wait, so, ALL I have to do is PAY you?

💃


Different species aren't as repeling as some of the people I've done. For a moose, I charge $5 a minute 😉

Arsenal Senior Member

Are you canadian moose or syran I'm confused.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by darkcrown
Different species aren't as repeling as some of the people I've done. For a moose, I charge $5 a minute 😉

Awesome!

*hands her $2.50*

I'll be quick. 😛

nitro-swicked A PrOpHeT oF tHe DaRkSiDe

lol

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by *Danii*
I second that.

Danii, of ALL people, I would have hoped that you would be more open minded.

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by Arsenal
Are you canadian moose or syran I'm confused.

Yes, I am, how are you?

a1hsauce Senior Member
Originally posted by darkcrown
Different species aren't as repeling as some of the people I've done. For a moose, I charge $5 a minute 😉

wow wow wow,.... hey dark crown... How u Doin 😎

darkcrown Senior Member

Arsenal, If your caption above your avvy says "Sith Assassin" yet your sig has Darth Maul saying "You dont know the power of the darkside" and he being a sith himself, how you figure that makes sence?

*Danii* Senior Member
Originally posted by Da Moose
Danii, of ALL people, I would have hoped that you would be more open minded.

Well. . . I guess . . . 😖hifty:

darkcrown Senior Member

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wow wow wow,.... hey dark crown... How u Doin 😎

You're $50 dollar a minute tho! 😂

a1hsauce Senior Member

lol 😂 😆 reminds me of the response Syren gave me when i said that to her... it went something along the lines of, ill step on your testicles or something... 😘

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by darkcrown
You're $50 dollar a minute tho! 😂

Damn! I made out well.

*sits smoking* 😮‍💨

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by *Danii*
Well. . . I guess . . . 😖hifty:

Oh come on, you know I'm not REALLY a moose...it'll be our lil secret. 😉

*Danii* Senior Member
Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh come on, you know I'm not REALLY a moose...it'll be our lil secret. 😉

well. .

😉