Will you still respect me in the morning?

Originally posted by Da Moose
😕
*whispers*
Was it me? I can't remember.

*homer whisper* is your name bullwinkle?

Oh goodness, Scott, I was only joshing with the poor wee girly 😊

She can be respectful to you if she wants to eyes

Originally posted by Da Moose
😆 I like the way you think.

Wanna go get a bagel?

Well- supposing that suggestion came post-Moose-coitus- I just slept with a Moose!!!- I'd be up for anything, wouldn't I? That bagel won't know what hit it. Then we can go rollar-skating through town, spraying whipped cream on business women. You know, a return to normalcy.

jawdrop

I'll bring the camcorder.

What is considered normal

Whew, Fever Red is now the Moose target.

Wonder what the kids'll look like. A cross between an alien symbiote and a moose.

-AC

that would be a sight to see

Originally posted by Corran
Irene, never trust a Canadian.

Consider it done ✅

Technically, our child would be a hybrid of human and Moose- similar, I'd suppose, to the Minotaur. Should my symbiote spawn and select our child as host, it would then be a Minomoose bonded to a symbiotic alien.
__I remind you all, this is hypothetical.
__I'm planning on giving my spawn to Paola. She's indicated receptivity. Once they're bonded, I'll consume them alive. Wait, did I type that last part aloud?

Originally posted by fever red
Technically, our child would be a hybrid of human and Moose- similar, I'd suppose, to the Minotaur. Should my symbiote spawn and select our child as host, it would then be a Minomoose bonded to a symbiotic alien.
__I remind you all, this is hypothetical.
__I'm planning on giving my spawn to Paola. She's indicated receptivity. Once they're bonded, I'll consume them alive. Wait, did I type that last part aloud?

I just wanted to have sex.... 😕

How about using a dirty whore?

Originally posted by Baylin
How about using a dirty whore?

do you have one? 😱

how about a vibrator 😈

Originally posted by Da Moose
do you have one? 😱

I am one! flirt

Originally posted by CherryPie
how about a vibrator 😈

Blah! Who needs a vibrator when you've got Baylin and i dont need batteries... flirt

Hot ^

Originally posted by Da Moose
do you have one? 😱

shame on you cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
shame on you cry

What? WHAT? For God's sake, I was just going to tell him that I wasn't interested, because Irene is totally the only one I could ever go for...duhh... 😛

Pah!

I was Irenes property long before you came on the market!whip

yeah me too

Originally posted by Da Moose
What? WHAT? For God's sake, I was just going to tell him that I wasn't interested, because Irene is totally the only one I could ever go for...duhh... 😛

I suppose I could forgive you, on account of how adorable you are flirt1

And Alex, you'll always have a special place 😉