Batman vs Hulk

this fight happend and the Batman won, Sarkastic_OJ mention it on the Superman vs Batman thread!

does anybody have more info????

I don't see how Batman would of ever gotten the strength to make Hulk inhale.

Originally posted by x_danny_x
this fight happend and the Batman won, Sarkastic_OJ mention it on the Superman vs Batman thread!

does anybody have more info????

Uhh? Thats the old hulk, he was dumb he was all like "Hulk will hold breath." Batman was all like "He can hold his breath until Christmas, I cant miss christmas! Looks like ill have to finish this now!" And he kicked him at average human strength and it surpassed his durability. Gay.

Indeed.

Batman isn't winning this.

Hulk Vs Batman anytime: Hulk.

Hulk Vs Batman now: Hulk more so.

-AC

You guys make such convincing arguments. 😄

The Hulk would annihilate batman, the only people he will actually have trouble with in the marvel universe is people physically immune to damage like Juggernaut, hell The hulk tore apart onslaughts armor!

Originally posted by spetznaz
What happened is Batman kicked Hulk in his solar plexus, causing the Hulk to sharply inhale some form of knock-out gas. Thus Batman won.
The only problem i had was how a kick from Batman, who is after all a human, could cause the Hulk any pain whatsoever.
That was poor writing.
Anyways, a fight between the Hulk and Batman would still end with Batman winning.
My reasoning is as follows. Batman has detailed files on how to take down all major super-powered players in DC Earth. His plans were even used by Ras Al Ghul to take down the JLA (using everything from nanites to make Wonderwoman engage in a battle in her mind, a device that made the Flash's nervous system go into overdrive at lgiht speed, a hynotic suggestion to Green Lantern - which Batman had done ages ago when he first met him - that when triggered would make GL used his ring to make himself blind without knowing it, all the way to synthesized Kryptonite that would steal away Superman's strength in a very painful manner). There were other things done (eg against Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, even Plastic Man), but basically what i ma trying to show is that Batman basically had effective plans against all of them.
Thus, if the Hulk was in the DC universe it could be assumed as fact that Batman would have detailed files on taking him down as well (since, after all, the Hulk is a major hitter).
Hence, in a fight between the Hulk (using his greatest advantage: his strength) versus Batman (using his greatest advantage: his mind) would result in Batman winning.
No prep time needed (apart from the time taken to get whatever anti-Hulk initiative he had in the Batcave).
Batman would have a solution for the Hulk.
Batman would win.

thanks for the info.

Cant believe though an event like this was allowed to happend. I guess DC has superior comic book politics!!

thay guy who typed all that stuff about files didnt even list how batman could possibly win. there is no way batman can win

With a least 6 months of preptime, sure Batman can win.

A spontaneous meeting: Batman had better get the *&&@ out there

In my mind, Hulk beats the Batman with no doubt whatsoever.

That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. Grey Hulk(the weakest Hulk) has been shot in the face at pointblank range with a gun and didn't even react. No way a kick from Batman could ever affect the Hulk.

Originally posted by spetznaz
No prep time needed (apart from the time taken to get whatever anti-Hulk initiative he had in the Batcave)

It's seems that Batman can defeat at least certain incarnations of the Hulk. Such as the one he fought and beat. As to why his kicked worked maybe it can be chalked up to percision striking, such as pressure points etc. Not only that, but Hulk hadn't been Hulk for very long so he wasn't totaly uberfied. If Batman and Hulk just ran into each other and fought. And Batman had to stay their and finish and Batman had no gadgets then Hulk would probably win. Realisticly Batman would disengage and come back when had built his own Hulk-buster cannon or mech, or both. Maybe just come back when he is in Banner form. On the other hand maybe Batman could gas, stun him with a light show, or hypnotize him into reverting to Banner form. Also if Batman can get a powerfull enough explosion inside Hulk. That is to say if he could throw or sling shot an explosive device into Hulk's throat while is talking or screaming. And activate the explosive remotly while it is the Hulk. It should cause him to revert to Banner form. It has before.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Holy contradiction, Batman!

"With a least 6 months of preptime, sure Batman can win. "

It'll give him about an extra second of life. That's it.

Iron-Man tried that, he spent alot of time working on that Hulkbuster armour. Alot longer than 6 months. Hulk treated it like a sardine can. The reason Hulk wins most to all of his fights is because he is actually fearless. There isn't much, if anything, that he is afraid of. He doesn't think "Whoa, I aint fighting him."

Even Thanos is scared of him.

-AC

Originally posted by spetznaz
Prep time refers to...

If Batman could prepare...if someone says the Hulk is coming for you..being that he has fought and won before (technically) he can go to his cave and get some stuff and form a plan of beating the Hulk...if it's the dumb Hulk he could..if it's proffessor Hulk I give him a 50% chance..after all you have to give Batman at least 50% I mean he's Batman for crying out loud!

I bet if Hulk broke Batman's back, it'd be permanent. Stupid Bane.