Batman vs Hulk

Started by IRTMU-Dragon4 pages

I remember there being some gas or solution that destroys trace particles of radiation... I forget though...
If someone used that on the hulk and completely removed the radiation from him, its bye bye hulkie.

Regardless, The hulk is pretty infinite in most of his abilities, which is why I hate him, and which is also why he beats almost every superhero in all of DC and Marvel.

Yeah, they'd find some implausible way for Bats to win. Like knocking the wind out of the Hulk lol...

And Hulk always reminds me of a Bully... He's stupid and in your face, but he's twice your size, so you have to keep your mouth shut lol...

That's why, whatever people think about Supes, I think he's cool. He might be less hardcore, less flawed than most characters, but he's an honest to God good person, n that's where power should lie, in my opinion....

Hulk is decent at heart though.

I don't think he's unbeatable by a long stretch, as he can always revert to Banner. That's a major flaw if ever there was one. However at the moment he seems to be able to change at will so who knows.

I spose he is - he just takes a lot of reminding to do the right thing though lol!

He's just a child... with practically limitless strength.... 😖 lol

He seems pretty decent now though. Coz he isn't dumb. He is smart as Hulk.

-AC

batman, hes like mcgyver, something for every situation.

indeed....shouldn't be underestimated.

True, but he shouldn't be beating Hulk, not without some serious prep.

yeah...at least a few weeks...that'll give Bruce time to run though at least 200 possible outcomes.

199 of those outcome will be hulk breaking his bones. Hey 1 of them he could get lucky.

Batman is smart yes , that's his superpower if you want to call it.

His gadjets will be useless.

I hardly doubt he will get something to stop hulk now,since his not so dumb.

Hulk almost did break Batman's back in an 80's crossover book.

Originally posted by kgkg
199 of those outcome will be hulk breaking his bones. Hey 1 of them he could get lucky.

Batman is smart yes , that's his superpower if you want to call it.
His gadjets will be useless.

I hardly doubt he will get something to stop hulk now,since his not so dumb.

The hulk may be smart now but don't come off as if he is reed richards or batman or stony stark smart in battle. Because we all know that is not true.

And if 199 of those outcome is him getting is back broke then that just means he only needs one right?

your funny!

If that is directed to me: Why thank you I try to do my best to please the little people....... just kidding.

Indeed...but I find this Batman vs Hulk battle to be similar to the Bats vs Supes bout...only difference is Batman won't have any knowledge on Hulk...unless he is watching Hulk destroy a city from his home on Tv. givien his detective skills and computer technology...would it be so far fetched to believe that Batman could formulate a plan to stop the not so joy green giant? I mean this Batman we are talking about... I doubt he'd fight anyone with a gaining so knowledge on them....that would be very "UnBatman of him".

Well, he would know at least basic knowledge (as the new rules in here apply), but not like they would help.

I read one comic where batman took out an amazon, one of wonder woman's sister with something that looks like a vulcan nerve pinch. I can see him learning the dim mak (kung fu--it means eternal sleep touch or something like that) Which is suppose to be in his kung-fu repetroire. but he rarely uses it, even to knock out his opponents. plus I really don't see any known kung-fu move real or mythical working on the hulk.

The Hulk will win(strength)

Late to the party but there's just so much stupidity going on in this thread I had to post.

First off, 90% of the shit here just puts batman vs hulk in a cage fight and deem bat's martial skills too weak to last a second vs hulk, which they are. But those people also fail to grasp what bats' all about.

Batman would never even approach the Hulk if he's not 110% certain he'll win. Batman is a Ninja, he wins trough tricks and subterfuge.

Off the top of my head I can think of 3-4 easy ways batman could use to beat Hulk and I'm far from being a Batman level genius.

1. Use a pheromonal based drug (Ivy type) to make Hulk really really happy, first weakening him greatly (since Hulk's power scales with anger) and eventually turning him back to human form and then snap.

2. Gamma based technology, Batman woul simply observe hulk for months, possibly years and eventually figure out that his powers are based on gamma radiations, he would then find a way to strip it all away, he's done this kind of thing before many times.

3. He'd use emotional responses to bring back banner and then strike.

4. Trap him in the phantom zone

All 4 ways don't even require batman to approach Hulk or even be physically present in the surroundings.

Batman never fights someone without observing them and developping a bullet-proof mean to beat/kill his target. Thinking Batman will just step in front of hulk and try to knock him out is just retarded...

Yeah 7 years late to the party.....