Twisted family tree

Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. 😄

help me.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. 😄

help me.

i also have another monster...JKozzy 😱

i soooo need a drink 🤪

Originally posted by shellie
i soooo need a drink 🤪

Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ohhhh NO! No way! That's how all of this shit started!

"Lil brother, I really need a drink"

Look what happened!

😠 im gonna beat your ass!

Originally posted by shellie
😑 I dont know what to say....I cant believe you just told all of KMC how it began...

😠 im gonna beat your ass!

😂 Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!

How could I not be seduced?

I'm not related to you? cry

Originally posted by Da Moose
😂 Those were your other words to me, just before that fateful night.

I'M GOAN BEAT YO ASS MOFO!

How could I not be seduced?

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
I'm not related to you? cry

Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Whoa! Nasty name change! I didn't know who you were.

I'm sure you are...we haven't discovered all of the hidden relationships yet...

Ya don't likey? 😕

Originally posted by shellie
😍oh the memories , and it gave us are daughter , Jackie.....this explains soooooo much 😂

I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too... 😂

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Ya don't likey? 😕

No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are. hug

Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm glad YOU said it and not me.

Speaking of which, judging from some other members, I'd say that we probably have more developmentally challenged kids out there too... 😂

Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan....🙁

Me and Vampy were lovers, and that was the extent of KMC relationships for me

😍🐰

Originally posted by Da Moose
No no, I do. I just hate name changes, because I never know who people are. hug

*hides back in the corner*

😂

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
Hms...atleast you have a family....i'm an orphan....🙁

There's always room for another here....you're probably mine and Aunt Gary's daughter.

How old are you?

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Like you knew me before! 😛

*hides back in the corner*

😂

Arrrgh...now you confused me....and stop hiding...I need to talk to you... 😈

I'm 19, in my prime years my dear

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. 😄

help me.

You have got to be joking 😐 😑