Twisted family tree

Originally posted by Da Moose
Arrrgh...now you confused me....and stop hiding...I need to talk to you... 😈

Originally posted by Da Moose
Arrrgh...now you confused me....and stop hiding...I need to talk to you... 😈

Hey Shellie 😊
hug
How are you?

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Oh no! It's not one of those talks is it? 😕

Hey Shellie 😊
hug
How are you?

It's not so much talking sweetie....it's...well, it has more to do with furhter perverting this family tree... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Oh no! It's not one of those talks is it? 😕

Hey Shellie 😊
hug
How are you?

hug hi telpz , im good , and you ?

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
I'm 19, in my prime years my dear

Yeah, but you haven't lived yet...

I can help you with that. 😎

Originally posted by Da Moose
It's not so much talking sweetie....it's...well, it has more to do with furhter perverting this family tree... 😮‍💨

Oh you mean that talk?

Why didn't you say that before?
😉
*drags moosey to the closet and shuts the door behind*
😆

Originally posted by shellie
😉yeah , you gotta watch out for those talks...

hug hi telpz , im good , and you ?

*jumps on Shellie and hugs*
😄 😄 😄
Great you see ya!!
😱

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. 😄

help me.

Don't forget that Syren's my twin sister (never mind the fact that she's nearly a year and a half older than me, and that we like to occasionally plan to hook up), and Ronny's my little sister, and Jedi Priestess is my mom...

😆

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yeah, but you haven't lived yet...

I can help you with that. 😎

😆
Hey, you're in the closet with me atm! 🙄 😉

I am suddenly glad that I am with my current family. Yours sounds very very weird.

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
Oh you mean that talk?

Why didn't you say that before?
😉
*drags moosey to the closet and shuts the door behind*
😆

Oh yeah, you ARE part of the family.

*squealing heard from the closet*

*door opens*

Shellie, call my work, tell them I won't be in for a week.

*door slams shut*

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Don't forget that Syren's my twin sister (never mind the fact that she's nearly a year and a half older than me, and that we like to occasionally plan to hook up), and Ronny's my little sister, and Jedi Priestess is my mom...

😆

Oh my GOD....your Kez's sister, and she's my grandfather, so you're my great uncle....Ronny is my great aunt and JP is my great great grandmother?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh yeah, you ARE part of the family.

*squealing heard from the closet*

*door opens*

Shellie, call my work, tell them I won't be in for a week.

*door slams shut*

droolio

😆 💃 😆

Mr Moosey, YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!

😍kisses

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh my GOD....your Kez's sister, and she's my grandfather, so you're my great uncle....Ronny is my great aunt and JP is my great great grandmother?

i feel sorry for the person trying to draw out the branches of tis tree 😬

Originally posted by The Silver Wolf
droolio

😆 💃 😆

Mr Moosey, YOU TOTALLY ROCK!!

😍kisses

😂

Where are you going? I'm not finished with you yet!

*pulls her back in* 😎

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, I've been tracing my family roots here at KMC, and I have to say, I'm perplexed, and quite honestly frightened.

Here is a brief summary:

Shellie is my sister, yet she and I had a daughter, Jackie Malfoy together.

Corran is Shellie's husband, but he is my Aunt Gary.

Aunt Gary has several wives here at KMC who may or may NOT be my father, but we are not quite sure.

I'm WITH Syren, but somehow, I have a feeling that I'm going to find out she is my grandfather.

To summarize, I am Jackie's father and uncle? Is that right Shells? Shellie's brother, Corran's nephew, or niece, and am inter-related to most of the female population.

And we have a pet wolf named Alex.

The quentisential nuclear family. 😄

help me.

what, is this like, some kind of jerry springer reject family? cause if it is..... COOL!

Originally posted by shellie
😂 keeps gettin better and better....

i feel sorry for the person trying to draw out the branches of tis tree 😬

Hon, that tree has NO right ever seeing the light of day. EVER.

*pushes moosey to the wall and kisses*
droolio

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh my GOD....your Kez's sister, and she's my grandfather, so you're my great uncle....Ronny is my great aunt and JP is my great great grandmother?

I guess so!!! 😆

Originally posted by Mr Wiggles
what, is this like, some kind of jerry springer reject family? cause if it is..... COOL!

And naughty