Give the person above you a Pick up line

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

i would just love to eat your pussy 😛

umm.. thats gotta be jelly cuz jam dont shake like 'dat?.. 😛

*beckons with finger* hey sweetie if I can make you come by wiggling my finger just imagine what I can do with my c**k....

Nice legs you got there. What time do they open?

Hey, you look drunk, lets go ****

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven i mean...

here take this

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Originally posted by Fearnix
here take this

That only works when you wrapped your penis in ribbon though.

HE: Pick a number between 1 and 10

SHE: 8

HE: Wrong answer! Take your clothes off!

Originally posted by eggmayo
That only works when you wrapped your penis in ribbon though.

for a stoner you have a good memory 😉

Originally posted by Fearnix
for a stoner you have a good memory 😉

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Its really hot in here, wanna take some clothes off?

Those clothes would look really good scattered over my hotel room!

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

Hahahahahaha. I'm sure Ultimate Spider was thrilled.

-AC

😂 no doubt especially when he realised I was a guy! 😱