Give the person above you a Pick up line

Started by Fearnix12 pages

hey baby,what do you say to a me,you and a tub of KY

do U belive in love at first sight or should I walk by agein

If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

*licks finger and rubs your shirt*

lets get out of these wet clothes 😈

droolio

yeah you'd like that huh?

😉

For guys: Lets play a game, Pearl Harbor where I just lay back and you blow the hell out of me! 😱

Hey, whats up? kwasny

Cherry Pie you are filthy!

Nice ronny

is that it?

Nice ronny

is that it?

I can help you there

I'm not following.

no then it goes on to... so... wanna make out or something 😊

fuuuny

Or for guys

I got it from american pie2

I have an 11in pinis AROUND!

"For guys: Lets play a game, Pearl Harbor where I just lay back and you blow the hell out of me!"

Jesus.

Next she'll be requesting to be attacked by seamen.

-AC

no i wont

I have naughty friends 😛

😈

*uses index finger to call Cherry Pie over* I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. 😉

You've either never got laid or you get laid multiple times per day, judging by your levels of horniness. Just gets a bit cliche.

Off Topic, what is that in your sig? Obviously Xtina, but in what context? Is it a poster or something?

-AC

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

mwahaha

i ain't giving "him" no pick up line 😖

hey, your not the prettiest guy here, hell, your not even pretty, but im the only one talking to you, arent i?

god! its so ****ing hard not to make fun of him