Ask the Characters

Started by LittleGilraen2 pages
LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Ask the Characters

This is the most fun LotR parody game I've ever had. 😄 What you do is ask any character form LotR any question you want and then the next person answers it and then asks another character another question. Make the questions and answers as funny as possible. 😉

Example:
-------------------------------------------------------
<person> Eowyn: Whats it like being a shieldmaiden of Rohan?

<next person> feed the men, take care of the kids and old folks, wash the dishes, kill the witchking, feed the men, wash the damn dishes...

Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?
------------------------------------------------------
and it goes on and on, hopefully getting funnier as we go. ✅

Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Leggy_n_Merry There is always hope

I'm confuzzled...is the next question "Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?" or "Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?" And the name thing...does that mean it's ASKING that person yeah? It's a cool game yeah 😄 except I can't think of funny stuff 🙁

Suzuka Senior Member

Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Gimli: Heck no, she should've married me, though, I would've prefered Galadriel.

(Psh, I'm not funny 😛)

Smodden Keyblade Chosen

Originally posted by Suzuka
Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?

Gimli: Heck no, she should've married me, though, I would've prefered Galadriel.

(Psh, I'm not funny 😛)

😆

Denathor:"what can halflings accomplish in Gondor?"

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Pippin: well we make very good food! 😛

Boromir: why wasnt Faramir a ring-craving egomaniac like me???

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by Leggy_n_Merry
I'm confuzzled...is the next question "Merry and Pippin: Whats so great about South Farthing weed?" or "Eomer: Do you think Eowyn should have married Aragorn and not Faramir?" And the name thing...does that mean it's ASKING that person yeah? It's a cool game yeah 😄 except I can't think of funny stuff 🙁

actually it was supposed to be me asking Eomer that but this is funnier when the characters ask eachother stupid questions 😄

KidRock Senior Member

why did gimly and the little girl elf Legolas have sex

fini Hurricane stalker

🙄 @ Kidrock

Smodden Keyblade Chosen
Originally posted by LittleGilraen

Boromir: why wasnt Faramir a ring-craving egomaniac like me???

Sam: Because of his quality...the very best🙂

---

Frodo: *wondering to himself**not complaining*"Why is this burden mine?"

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Sauron: IT SHOULDNT BE YOURS ITS MINE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! 👿

Eowyn: Aragorn doesnt love me. WHY???

Smodden Keyblade Chosen
Originally posted by LittleGilraen

Eowyn: Aragorn doesnt love me. WHY???

Arwen:"Because he's not yours, he's MINE!!!😈"

---

Legolas:"The woodland realm is under seige, who would aid me if I asked?"

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Aragorn: uh....pretty much any fangirl within a 1000 mile radiace...

Arwen: WHY DID ARAGORN BREAK MY PRECIOUS NECKLACE???

Smodden Keyblade Chosen

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
Aragorn: uh....pretty much any fangirl within a 1000 mile radiace...

Arwen: WHY DID ARAGORN BREAK MY PRECIOUS NECKLACE???

Aragorn: "uh...Baby, It was an accident, sauron was gona get me...uh...*makes out with Arwen*"

-----

Elrond: Why couldn't my daughter marry an elf like glorfindel?cry

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Glorfindel: uh.......no thanks......I've seen Arwen when she's mad....besides she stole my scene! Scene-stealer! 😒

Elrohir and Elladan: why werent we in the movie?

Smodden Keyblade Chosen
Originally posted by LittleGilraen
Glorfindel: uh.......no thanks......I've seen Arwen when she's mad....besides she stole my scene! Scene-stealer! 😒

😆


Elrohir and Elladan: why werent we in the movie?

Legolas: "Because I'm prettier!!!😠"

Gandalf: "How did I get another staff after I broke the last one?"

Leggy_n_Merry There is always hope

Prop people (lol): It's called props, love. You break one, we make one.

Faramir: Why does my father like Boromir so much? What's wrong with me?

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Boromir: Cuz your a goody-goody little wizard's student 😛

Denenthor: why am I so terribly INSANE?

Carebear Junior Member

Denenthor: Why am I so terribly INSANE?

Pippin: Uh, maybe because the battle for middle earth is at your doorstep and Aragorn is ready to take his place at the throne. Or maybe it was my singing?

Merry: Eowyn, who do YOU think is taller, me or Pippin?

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by Carebear
Denenthor: Why am I so terribly INSANE?

Pippin: Uh, maybe because the battle for middle earth is at your doorstep and Aragorn is ready to take his place at the throne. Or maybe it was my singing?

😆

Originally posted by Carebear
Merry: Eowyn, who do YOU think is taller, me or Pippin?

Eowyn: uhh....you Merry? 😕

Legolas: I'm still prettiest, right?

Leggy_n_Merry There is always hope

Aragorn: Yeah don't worry Leggy, you're still a little pretty sissy girl with your long golden locks; whereas I am the real definition of a rugged sexy man 😎

(Sorry! I'm crap at this!)

Gollum: Why did those evil hobbitses take the ring from me?