Ask the Characters

(lol no your not!)

Sam: *fwacks Gollum with a frying-pan* CUZ ITS OUR JOB TO DESTROY IT!

Frodo: why do i have such freakishly huge blue eyes?

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
(lol no your not!)

Sam: *fwacks Gollum with a frying-pan* CUZ ITS OUR JOB TO DESTROY IT!

Hahahaha! 😆

Frodo: why do i have such freakishly huge blue eyes?

Anyone (didn't know who to put): Blame levi's...errr I mean genes.

Gimli: Why is Gandalf so grumpy?

Boromir: because he wanted to blow my horn of Gondor and I wouldnt let him. *Humph*

Arwen: why did I waste my time making a stupid banner when I could've been fighting side-by-side with my beloved?

Arwen: why did I waste my time making a stupid banner when I could've been fighting side-by-side with my beloved?

Legolas: Because Peter Jackson painted you out of the scene at Helm's Deep where you and I pull Aragorn and Gimli up the rope.

Aragorn: Is it written somewhere that kings HAVE to have a beard?

Gandalf: No. Otherwise I would be like King of all bearded Kings.

(ah that sucks 😛)

Theoden: Is it just me or am I really really melodramamtic?

Sauron : Bcoz they are evil silly. And it was MY ring

Frodo : Is Sam bisexual?

Frodo: Is Sam bisexual?

Sam: No, but Gandalf made me swear that i would kiss you the next midnight after the ring gets destroyed...

Saruman: Why doesnt my clothes ever get stained???

Wormtounge: Because, I wah them with the soup that has cute little teddy bears on it

Saurman: How come you're so dirty then?

Wormtounge: "because...ehe...the Uruk's are very attracted to me...uh...i mean my soap with nice little teddy bears on it!"

Frodo: Why do i feel a tingly sensation on my groin every night?"