1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
Have you been into one of the many sexually related topics. Hormones off the walls 😖
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
That's only if he doesn't beg for our forgiveness and pledge undying love to us again.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
We like you to give us expensive things too. ✅
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Then say it more often so we are used to it.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
That's just mean.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
If that's one of the reasons, there better be many more if this is gonna last. ❌
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
Don't ask 😛
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
You should know when the time of the month is.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
Only grow them with permission.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
We dont expect you to 🤨
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
Eyeliner brings your eyes out, see Jack Sparrow 😮💨
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
We ask the same thing in return.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
Dont comment on eating habits or how we look in dresses unless you comment positively.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
Dont talk about Shitny Spears then. 😘
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
And thats an advantage when 🤨
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
Females are never wrong, get over it. diva
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
And so you should.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
Take lessons, this one is important.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
Dont slap our ass unless given permission.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Then why have all the calendars and stuff at home.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
Size of what?
24. PMS is not an excuse.
Deal with it once, then get back to me.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
It's manufactured down, keep it that way.
26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
Dont look and gawk at other girls when you're with us.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
Learn to cook and then we'll talk.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
I don't kiss my friends thanks.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
Then don't agree to it. Tell us to piss off and we will, well the normal ones will.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
Who says we arent always right.
Originally posted by silver_tears
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.[b]Have you been into one of the many sexually related topics. Hormones off the walls 😖
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
That's only if he doesn't beg for our forgiveness and pledge undying love to us again.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
We like you to give us expensive things too. ✅
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Then say it more often so we are used to it.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
That's just mean.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
If that's one of the reasons, there better be many more if this is gonna last. ❌
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
Don't ask 😛
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
You should know when the time of the month is.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
Only grow them with permission.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
We dont expect you to 🤨
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
Eyeliner brings your eyes out, see Jack Sparrow 😮💨
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
We ask the same thing in return.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
Dont comment on eating habits or how we look in dresses unless you comment positively.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
Dont talk about Shitny Spears then. 😘
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
And thats an advantage when 🤨
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
Females are never wrong, get over it. diva
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
And so you should.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
Take lessons, this one is important.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
Dont slap our ass unless given permission.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Then why have all the calendars and stuff at home.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
Size of what?
24. PMS is not an excuse.
Deal with it once, then get back to me.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
It's manufactured down, keep it that way.
26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
Dont look and gawk at other girls when you're with us.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
Learn to cook and then we'll talk.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
I don't kiss my friends thanks.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
Then don't agree to it. Tell us to piss off and we will, well the normal ones will.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
Who says we arent always right. [/B]