Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Thank god there's no Pyronecrobestiality or Enemas in here tonight. 😑

Tax poor Aunt Beru's favorite drink! Blast you! Death to the TF!!!!

[ignites lightsaber]

C'mere you Emperor Hirahito wanna be! 😠

Wookiees are excempt from milk tax under item 412 death star building duty, but im a supporter of hat tax 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
we can afford thoses hat wering taxes

not if our heads are lobbed off saber2_icon

*walks in...sees bar in a state of chaos....as usual....*

Indeed it is agreed that wookies are excempt....
The Korova's commission of counter-taxing now deducts 70% of the total income of Gav's Trade federation to be augmented by further deduction of up to and including 15% Breathing and talking tax, and a retroactive taxing on all consumed Snickers bars dating back to 1983...

ummm....under new law of act 387, pg 1998 of the book of mist....there are no more taxes.😄

*Holds up blaster*
Under law of this BLASTER, there will be no more taxes. 😛

*waves hand*

you dont need any taxes.

*waves hand again*

😖hifty: lets see your wallet....

Bad Michael! 😛

*waves hand*

go back to maths class 😄

I'm sick, remember?

😱 you took the day off? hug

ill be home in 2hrs 😄

Yes, I took the day off 😛

Originally posted by Mist
ummm....under new law of act 387, pg 1998 of the book of mist....there are no more taxes.😄

Hits Mist with a "Book of Mist quotation" tax that gets directly paid into the "Dancing Twilek" fund.....

the book of mist cannot hurt he who wrote itsmoke

Hey put your share in for the Twileks like everyone else!!!!
They ain't cheap.... Look! Thats some quality Twilekage!!!!
*Points at Twilek scantily clad dance troupe...*

*waves hand*

you dont need me to put in for shares...

we want hot bartenders, dammit!

Wellllllllllllll... That'd mean more Tax im afraid....