Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

or new droid commander Darth Plagueis will deal with you (oh he aint nemodian and they respond best to nemodians so no coup's please)

i would like to take this time to say.............i own.....so does my newspaper. droolio

I officialy hate Mist and his stupid badass newspaper.

That Anakin pic is new to me.

It's worse the closer you are to Mist's badass newspaper! If I drove for 12 hours... droolio

If I could get one of those in the mail, I wouldnt hate Mist anymore. *winking and nudging*

I cant believe there isnt a winking smilie.

Where's smoker.... I need to borrow Pookey to rid the bar of a pest control problem...

And by pest control problem, I mean growing Nemoidian threat!

Dont take this the wrong way, I a only trying to spark some late night conversation. So with that being said....

YOU ALL SUCK!!! 🙂 😄 🙂

Yall may now respond, I will now be hiding under the table.

Originally posted by astrofan428
If I could get one of those in the mail, I wouldnt hate Mist anymore. *winking and nudging*

I cant believe there isnt a winking smilie.

😛

i still own.

How is everyone? I haven't been in here for ages! 😄

Hey Jim, hows things?

mephistodesigns, here you go

Originally posted by mephistodesigns
Where's smoker.... I need to borrow Pookey to rid the bar of a pest control problem...

And by pest control problem, I mean growing Nemoidian threat!

im afraid Smoker4 is now being payed handsomley by the TF (hes or head of tobbaco prodcts) so 'll need to find another pest repelant hahahha

I love my new job 😮‍💨

i now you do

oh Mist has been premoted to assistant deputy viceroy

Originally posted by smoker4
mephistodesigns, here you go

HA! he still lent me pookey!

{watches with an evil grin as Pookey tears apart Gav's rubbery face...only to reveal: a pastey face little man with acne}

HEY! That's not the leader of the Trade Federation! its a little nerd! Smoker! You can't work for a little nerd can you? Hey what's this on the floor....Grand Moff Gav's bank statement... balance, -27.83. Hey! how much did he pay you guys? look like it cleaned him out!

Pookey! Finish him!

{smiles evily again}

And now Viceroy, we will discuss a new treaty!

Enters the bar...
hooded, his eyes shadowed in the dim light, he orders Kamino spirit water and finds his way over to a quiet table. If anyone turns to look at him, he doesn't notice but he is a fallen jedi on the edge...

Hello all!

Fallen Jedi huh? wanna help me with something? Through me you will learn a power greater than any jedi! and then we will do what must be done...we will show no mercy! 😈

*stumbles into bar*
"Drinks!!!"
*notices foul odor*
sniff-sniff.........hmmm...not Neimoidians this time....
*looks at bottom of boot*
"GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pookey Dookey!!!!!!"

jawdrop

Smoker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*enters bar on taun-taun...dismounts, and walks across the room like john wayne*

*sees gamorran prostitute and saunters over*
*sits at table*

well...hey there
howz about you and me and some republican credits make like a threesome???

*giggles to self as Feanor trys to pick up Gamorran transvestite*

*smiling ear to ear like a schoolgirl with a crush...waves to bartender*

barkeep....some rum, and make it....mango rum, yes that's it!!!

*goes back to conversing with gamorran prostitute*

so where was I....