Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by smoker42,851 pages
Originally posted by Fëanor
* gamorran prostitute*

😂 😂 😂

that is SICK! 😆

Smoker, thanks for lending me Pookey, he took Gav apart! No more TF oppression here! Weesa free!!! 😄

😂

"Some people ask me what dogfood tastes like. Well....dogfood tastes like it smells.....

DELICIOUS!!!!!"

Whats the square root of this apartment!!!

I keep it real!!...

Originally posted by smoker4
😂

"this ain't the first time I tasted d**k joe rogan!"

*wanders in...sees people hitting on gamorean prostitutes....wanders out*

Sends Mephistodesigns a note...*piss off mate, the dark side makes me itch...* 🍺

Goes back to his drink...
Twi'lek girl drapes her head tentacle across my shoulder..no accident
She's a lovely shade of orange...things are picking up

*watches in quiet laughter as the twilek lekku SK thinks he has on his shoulder is actually one of the prostistute Hutt's tails*

Originally posted by Mist
*watches in quiet laughter as the twilek lekku SK thinks he has on his shoulder is actually one of the prostistute Hutt's tails*
😂

Originally posted by ShadowKing
Sends Mephistodesigns a note...*piss off mate, the dark side makes me itch...* 🍺

Goes back to his drink...
Twi'lek girl drapes her head tentacle across my shoulder..no accident
She's a lovely shade of orange...things are picking up

its cool, I only wanted you to kill the TF, but since Smoker left me Pookey, the situation has been handled. Hopefully Gav's reconstructive surgery goes better than Dr. Evazan's. 😈

🤨 *f__k off slug...let a guy enjoy his drink...go play with your slime sac..."

thinks: "I need to get out more..."
🍺

Originally posted by mephistodesigns
its cool, I only wanted you to kill the TF, but since Smoker left me Pookey, the situation has been handled. Hopefully Gav's reconstructive surgery goes better than Dr. Evazan's. 😈

it went fantastic and i got this new sig to its great so after suing the bar i then bought it and made trillions by blocading planet Kellog people payed millions for those lightsaber mazes and looks like noones free from nemodian tyranny hahahahhahhah

But Neimodians are not free from handing over their credit cards in this bar to get some drinks. WOOOHAHAHAHA!

💃 💃 💃 😮‍💨

Originally posted by queeq
But Neimodians are not free from handing over their credit cards in this bar to get some drinks. WOOOHAHAHAHA!
😆

Drinks!!
Thought I'd bump us to the top cause the blue milk hater is bitching about having us closed down again in another thread.
*sigh* 🤨

What is his 'main' problem?

Beats me. Must not be gettin any.

Originally posted by smoker4
What is his 'main' problem?

The Customer Service Report dispenser is empty