Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by queeq2,851 pages
Originally posted by Nactous
What, this is what this place is for. Discussion. Not pretending were in an actual bar.... 😉

We're not? But but but.... the entrance... the no blasters sign, the draft, the dance floor... they are so real to me... Are you saying it's all... AN ILLUSION!!!

Originally posted by queeq
We're not? But but but.... the entrance... the no blasters sign, the draft, the dance floor... they are so real to me... Are you saying it's all... AN ILLUSION!!!
Its no more an illusion than the reality he claims to speak from. Our bar might be the only true reality in a world of illusion... So drink up!

What a relief!

Originally posted by queeq
We're not? But but but.... the entrance... the no blasters sign, the draft, the dance floor... they are so real to me...

As are the Gungan blood stains and microscopic pieces of teeth in the floor from the old tueday night fun nights of 2003/2004.

Amazing to see that more people hadnt taken advantage of the free gym and torture room since we eased up on the Gungans.

Ah, yea... I forgot about the torture room... infact... *Grabs a Jawa* I could use it to refine my Jawa squeezing techniques. *Goes to the torture room, and re-emerges moments later with three pitchers of Jawa Juice* And here I used to be able to get only one pitcher from a Jawa.

Originally posted by THE JLRTENJAC
Ah, yea... I forgot about the torture room... infact... *Grabs a Jawa* I could use it to refine my Jawa squeezing techniques. *Goes to the torture room, and re-emerges moments later with three pitchers of Jawa Juice* And here I used to be able to get only one pitcher from a Jawa.
It looks rather striking with the knuckle bones floating in it like ice-cubes. Could I have a sip?

Three credits and you can have a glass. *Turns to another Jawa, and holds out a candy bar* Come here little buddy, I won't hurt you. I Just wanna give you this tasty candy bar. *Grabs the Jawa as it reaches for the candy bar and drags it back to the torture toom.* I'm gonna be rich! 😈

This is the most awesomest lightsaber battle thingie ever!

YouTube video

Robot Chicken's Star Wars Ep. 2, really sucked ass.

last day of class today. last test... i have a feeling ive studied so much where im going to fall dead asleep taking the test.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
NOOOOO THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

*passes out stone drunk on the floor and pukes on Nac's shoe*

There is no bar....

Originally posted by queeq
We're not? But but but.... the entrance... the no blasters sign, the draft, the dance floor... they are so real to me... Are you saying it's all... AN ILLUSION!!!

Whats a draft?

Originally posted by The JenR
Robot Chicken's Star Wars Ep. 2, really sucked ass.

I haven't seen it yet, only the first one and I thought it was pretty funny.

Originally posted by Nactous
There is no bar....
*bar starts to bend* "damn red pill! wtf kinda drugs is in this stuff?"

Originally posted by Nactous
What, this is what this place is for. Discussion. Not pretending were in an actual bar.... 😉

Actually this particular thread is for light-hearted fun discussion, not serious day to day issues which can be a drag and are readily discussed in the GDF. If I wanted to have/read a serious discussion such as that Id frequent those threads. As it is I check this one out to get away from that crap and have a good laugh. Just sayin... 😉

Oh and..... QUEEQ! kiss

Originally posted by ~JP~
If I wanted to have/read a serious discussion such as that Id frequent those threads.
[b]QUEEQ!
kiss [/B]

You don't frequent here anyway.....

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
*bar starts to bend* "damn red pill! wtf kinda drugs is in this stuff?"

you don't want to know...

Originally posted by THE JLRTENJAC
you don't want to know...

Quick Jones! To the VG thread!!! *Runs away*

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
I haven't seen it yet, only the first one and I thought it was pretty funny.

i thought the 1st one was funny. except on the JarJar part.

Originally posted by Nactous
You don't frequent here anyway.....

more than you may drink young padiwan

oops I meant more than you may think...anyways that just killed what i was gonna type...nevermind...I retreat into the bottom of the bottle

Originally posted by Nactous
You don't frequent here anyway.....

She frequents me a lot. 😉