Originally posted by THE JLRTENJAC
OK! *Runs toward a Tesla coil with a water hose**Hoses down a spot near the Tesla coil, takes off shoes and activates coil*
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*Walks back in moments later, clothes are smoldering and skin is charred in several locations*
You lied to me.
You would be dead my friend.
I saw pics of a dead black guy who tried stealing wire by cutting it off of live power lines. lol Natural Selection at it's best.
I was playing Link's Awakening earlier, firing bomb arrows at dogs, chickens, and various people around town, and I stopped to think... How is this possible? I mean the bombs are huge, how is an arrow supposed to cary them? I could see it happening more like this:
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If you don't want to watch the part where he is talking to the canadian dude just skip to 2:26...
But then I start thinking... wait if the bombs are so big then where does he put them? In fact... he has no bags or anything... where does he keep ANY of his equipment? Maybe it's in his hat... that is a pretty big hat...
No, just immortal. I hunt vampires for sport... and Zombies... Hydras... Dragons... Chimeras... Bakhtaks... Basilisks... Harpies... you know, normal stuff.
Oh, and hydra meat tastes delicious. just make sure you don't cut off the head... you know the whole "If you cut off one head two grow in it's place" thing...
yeah I suppose Im guilty till proven innocent anyways...lol...it was just instinct to blame them...hey but if you think about if they wouldnt have started that room I might not have ever thought about getting a jiggling boob ava...hmm see so maybe I am innocent after all...Ill have to drink on it...🍺 er is that think on it...lol
I already miss my yoda avatar though...drinkin smokin yoda was kewl...
I could though make a new sig...I asked wifey to to make let me make a jiggling boob avatar using hers with a mini yoda blended in (if possible..file size)but she is worried about my uncle if he ever gets back on here she will never hear the end of it..lol...he will pick on her about it 4ever if he sees it...if he ever gets back on (landshark is his name by the way)..lol...then I asked her about(this is all 2day b4 she went to werk) about trying to talk Jen into dressing up as Trinity throw on some shades and I could add her to my sig...she said she would do the avatar if Jen would do that for the sig...? She said Jen would make better Trinity than Molly Ringwald...As much as she has sat with me on KMC she knows Jen goes hand in hand with the Milk Bar and the Milk Bar has to be in my sig too...but I figure Jens old man doesnt want her dressing up in in shiny black leather for anybody but him...lol...????
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
and then add some dude getting struck by lightning in the head with a shirt that says Kapton JAC...
actually, with all the crazy stuff that happens to me in life, I believe that God has something like that planned for me... death by freak accident... struck by lightning, car falling on me from the parking garage floor above me, car runs me over by it's self... something like that...