Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

this ones on my phone. i makes me chuckle, but some boys don't understand what he's talking about.

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OMG! 😂

That. is. nasty.

😂

It's hilarious. I have apps on my iPhone called Funny Pics and Epic Fail, and everynight before I go to sleep, I look at them. Those are the only twilight ones I like. Most are dump or just a "lol" with a straight face.

These are great. After two dreadful movies these strips bring a smile on my face.

Custom lightsabers me and my uncle built.

Happy Star Wars Day to all.

May The Fourth Be With You. 😄

Originally posted by LanceWindu

Custom lightsabers me and my uncle built.

Good uncle.

Originally posted by sXe
this ones on my phone. i makes me chuckle, but some boys don't understand what he's talking about.

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An hour??? HAHAHAHAHA

I loved this joke. That lame look finally turned into good acting.

Well I wasn't thinking about it the full hour. Walked out of the room, my mom was being a *****, then it hit me. I threw up in my mouth a little.

Hehehe

Well it's the only way to suck blood out of a woman, without killing her. I'm sure lost of women would appreciate soemthing doing that all at one instead of going 3-5 days with one. Just say'n.

My ex wouldn't let me do anything while she was on the rag...even if we were to have sex in the shower where the blood wouldn't be an issue to me.

i was speaking vampire-wise. haha.

on a period, people think its just blood. and its NOT. why when i was 12 or 13, i was freaking out when i was 1st starting. it's also pieces of tissue, and it's brown. I think it's jus the mess they fear may cause that turns girls off from sex while on it, bcuz if that wasn't the case, then they would be all over their guy, with all the hormones in their system. i would think. there really shouldnt be a mess at all unless she JUST started those 1st couple days, and she'll be in too much pain to want to have sex then.

Originally posted by sXe
i was speaking vampire-wise. haha.

on a period, people think its just blood. and its NOT. why when i was 12 or 13, i was freaking out when i was 1st starting. it's also pieces of tissue, and it's brown.

I know, I was just speaking generally. 😂

Yeah, periods are gross. 😛

so um... yeah. those are really cool lightsabers.

Thanks. 🙂

We're making costumes to go with them.

ifi had a lightsaber it would be orange... or like a mood ring.

the nephew.

oh. here the newest edition to the twilight jokes. theres a page on it that u can "like" (🙄) on facebook.