Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Shhhhh.... don't spoil the moment of illusion.

Queeq always puts a smile on my face. =3

This thread never really changes, does it? Lol

Nope, but it's lived on for 5 years and still going strong. Queeq must have done something right. 😉

Originally posted by queeq
Hear ye! Hear ye!

Tonight: the opening of the new Star Wars social area. I dedicate it to two lovely ladies, no longer or rarely among us: Dim and JediPriestess.

Drinks are on the house, as usual in the weekend. So enjoy, and let it all hang out SW style!

*nails No Blasters sign over the bar*

*checks comsystem: Phins? You're ready, pal?*

*cuts entrance ribbon and runs applause tape*

2. He dedicates it to women. "girls" that are on the internet (does this really ever happen?) are leaving. Everyone sympathies with this. It's a given. Everybody on the internet has had a woman walk out of their life.

3. He promises free beverages. Mark my words, though, WE DONT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO SEND THEM OVER THE INTERNETZ. unless you think the smilie counts, which it doesn't. I watched that little guy chug for an hour and never got drunk.

4. he ends with some light role-play/theatricallity. This signifies that all the dorks who want to play like their in the episode IV cantina are welcome. A haven if you will, because if someone (unless it was an attractive girl *zip*) walked into my house and ordered a blue milk special, I'd grab my shotgun.

I'd say he did everything right.

Speaking of which, could I have a cup of sper- I mean, a blue milk special? 😛

Originally posted by One Free Man
1. He uses medieval speak in the beginning. It helps keep it light and welcoming. Good start.

2. He dedicates it to women. "girls" that are on the internet (does this really ever happen?) are leaving. Everyone sympathies with this. It's a given. Everybody on the internet has had a woman walk out of their life.

3. He promises free beverages. Mark my words, though, WE DONT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO SEND THEM OVER THE INTERNETZ. unless you think the smilie counts, which it doesn't. I watched that little guy chug for an hour and never got drunk.

4. he ends with some light role-play/theatricallity. This signifies that all the dorks who want to play like their in the episode IV cantina are welcome. A haven if you will, because if someone (unless it was an attractive girl *zip*) walked into my house and ordered a blue milk special, I'd grab my shotgun.

I'd say he did everything right.

Speaking of which, could I have a cup of sper- I mean, a blue milk special? 😛

Good points, but I would argue that the "applause tape" he speaks of indicates he had no faith in it, and is probably pleasantly surprised that it has lasted this long XD

Now this is what I call a mascot!

YouTube video

Now what would have happened if there was someone like me in that crowd, who got dragged there by someone and wasn't paying attention to what was going on and got hit in the head with that basketball?

(My dad would always drag me to baseball and football games and I would sit and play my GameBoy the entire time... One time, I almost got nailed in the head with a baseball... My dad managed to push me out of the way just in time, but I lost the battle I was in...)

i think Basket ball is my least favorite sport to watch. its just dribble-dribble pass-dribble-dribble, shoot, bounce, foul.

it and baseball are the only sports i always enjoyed playing more than watching.

Originally posted by One Free Man
1. He uses medieval speak in the beginning. It helps keep it light and welcoming. Good start.

2. He dedicates it to women. "girls" that are on the internet (does this really ever happen?) are leaving. Everyone sympathies with this. It's a given. Everybody on the internet has had a woman walk out of their life.

3. He promises free beverages. Mark my words, though, WE DONT HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO SEND THEM OVER THE INTERNETZ. unless you think the smilie counts, which it doesn't. I watched that little guy chug for an hour and never got drunk.

4. he ends with some light role-play/theatricallity. This signifies that all the dorks who want to play like their in the episode IV cantina are welcome. A haven if you will, because if someone (unless it was an attractive girl *zip*) walked into my house and ordered a blue milk special, I'd grab my shotgun.

I'd say he did everything right.

Speaking of which, could I have a cup of sper- I mean, a blue milk special? 😛

OMG... I'm being analysed.

Oh, you thought you could get away with your insanity, didn't you? 😛

Errr no.... I just hoped someone would make it public.

It's really hard trying to write a story, and you hear a woman saying "occasionally i have diarrhea" playing in the background every 10 minutes on TV.

Originally posted by sXe
i think Basket ball is my least favorite sport to watch. its just dribble-dribble pass-dribble-dribble, shoot, bounce, foul.

it and baseball are the only sports i always enjoyed playing more than watching.

I've never like sports at all. Never been anything to keep me interested. Most I have ever cared about is the final score, and a simple call to a friend is enough to tell me that... and even then... most of the time I don't care.

Originally posted by sXe
It's really hard trying to write a story, and you hear a woman saying "occasionally i have diarrhea" playing in the background every 10 minutes on TV.

Maybe you can write a story about a woman having diarrhea... 😉

Originally posted by queeq
Maybe you can write a story about a woman having diarrhea... 😉

Already been done, and it was turned into a movie.

YouTube video

OMG!

Maybe a sequel then...

I envision a trilogy. 😉

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Already been done, and it was turned into a movie.

YouTube video

it took 20 seconds for me to know what she was saying.