Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Hey! That's my co-pilot Chewing Tobacco, I call him Chewbacco for short.

Our ship, the MF, and it doesn't stand for Millennium Falcon, just made the Kessel Run in .5 of a light-year. We came in last.

So, in other words, I'm a little depressed right now and need the company of my little Wok buddy to cheer me up, so please don't eat him.

Hear that Bacco? Dance your stupid dance for Master Kickball! Cheer me up you furry, smelly bastard! Or I will kick you again.

Well, he IS on the menu, sir.

How would you like your Bacco instead then?

Originally posted by queeq
Well, he IS on the menu, sir.

How would you like your Bacco instead then?

Mr. bartender Queeg, that Ewok has a blood oath to me. I was smuggling some dung to the Ewoks on Endor's moon (the name of the moon eludes me, I've heard it called "Century Moon" for some reason..), and I pulled a thorn out of Bacco's paw and didn't think anything of it. Well, I'm leaving the moon's atmo and a Star Destroyer leftover from the battle of Endor comes swooping down after me. I figure I'm Jar Jar poodoo when the entire Ewok space force comes to my rescue! Their ships are primitive, made of wood and stone, but through a combination of long vines and rock catapults, they take out the Star Destroyer! Well, it was all Chewbacco's doing because he says he owes me his life.

So be that as it may, I've got to go to the head, if the little guy should fall into a deep fryer with some batter by "accident" while I'm gone, there's nothing I can do about it. Mmm 'wok nuggets....

So you want your Ewok bloody? Okidoki.

I want to buy some death sticks!

Special price.

I hear Deathsticks really aren't very dangerous for you, that they're actually very healthy. 😉

They are! Want some?

Originally posted by queeq
They are! Want some?

I hear the death sticks from your country are the best.

Originally posted by sweersa
I hear the death sticks from your country are the best.

In his country, they roll the drug into a round shape. Deathballs are highly sought after delicacies.

Originally posted by sweersa
I hear the death sticks from your country are the best.

😉

Howdy everyone, I'm new. I've posted a bit on the forums, but thought I'd introduce myself here. Could I have a blue milk please sir

*Hands the good doctor a blue milk*

I guess I will bartend while everyone else is away

Thank you my good sir

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Ah Lara, ever the woman of many words...

lol, watch yourself 😛

Ah, Lara... the woman to be feared. 😉

I'm frightened

You should be.