Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

KMC is really the only message forum I'm still involved with.

TRA went up right around the same time I was leaving for college and when you're in college you're usually studying or puking with your friends after a long night of partying.

I took a little hiatus from KMC back then, and then I rage quit KMC a few years ago until the voices in my head summoned me back.

Ah, so that worked, eh? Gooooood..... gooooooooooood.... 😈

It worked alright.

I knew how badly KMC missed their village idiot. 😉

Hey, I already have that job. 😉

Can I be the village gardener? I'm great with a lawn mower!

It has been strangely quiet here lately! Wake up people!

I don't mind you being the village gardener, but this ain't my bar. 😉

Nor my grass... mow away.

Wait I thought this was your bar?

Queeq's KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Yep. Its got your name on it.

Conspiracy!

Wouldn't it be the ultimate surprise if after all this time the bar really belonged to someone else?

It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

=14924385]Originally posted by queeq
It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

And smothered in contradictions.

Of course.

I had my doubts all along. 😉

But why? It's all so clear!

Absolutely. Clear as mud.

You said it.

Hello

Why is the milk blue??

Because it ain't white.

Everyone should know that I was/am the power behind Queeq's throne at this here bar. I just used his name for marketing purposes. He gets his meager royalties check every month. It was a long time ago, in an internet far far away.