Ladies and Gentleman welcome the grand opening of first Galactic Smuggler's Grill. The Galactic Smuggler's grill was thought of and created by a select few with insomnia. Those sleep deprived indivuals have come to be know as the Galactic Smugglers(we dont know why either).
The grill has been designed not to compete with the Blue Milk Bar but to be a new friendly alternative. In the GSG there are a few rules:
1. Have fun!
2. No bashing, arguing, or generally rude/annoying behavior.
3. ???? Still in question.
Okay, so maybe rules arent that important. The grill is just designed for fun, you want to talk Star Wars, go ahead. You want to talk sports, go ahead. You want to dream about Natlie Portman, go ahead. Ladies, if you want to oogle Hayden and Ewan, go ahead. You think it, you can talk about it.
Before I continue let me introduce the Galactic Smugglers
Dark Yoda-(cofounder)
Ast Rofan-(cofounder)
Lighsaber_Part-(cofounder)
Texansfan05-(investor/consultant)
Lord Yoda-(investor/consultant)
Grand Moff Gav-(entertainment manager/senate representative)
Devil Dodo-(drunk at the bar)
Ken Kenobi-(head of security)
Prod-(bartender)
Stunrun(health inspector)
The Galactic Smugglers are always scouting for new members, come into the grill and state your case so you can make the grill your own.
The Galactic Smuggler's Grill is ofcourse open to all ages, sexes, races, and species(no gungans).
The 18th of every month will be game night, any star wars post-games are allowed. Also on the 18th of every month, half price and drinks and desserts.
Now that I have that stuff out of the way, in celebration of the grand opening, for the next week all drinks, meals and deserts are half off. Including the grill speciality "Bottomless Bucket of Fried Gungan"
But enough of rules and other boring stuff, Ladies and Gentleman let the Galactic Smugglers welcome you to the first Galactic Smuggler's Grill....