Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

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Originally posted by Lord Yoda
How bout a Vader pic, with a Cowboy hat 😄

that might just WORK!!! 😱

Make Ken the bouncer, and then I'm cool with that I think. But we still need at least 1 picture for the premiere!

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
How bout a Vader pic, with a Cowboy hat 😄

if it's purely Texas does he need a football or something

How about a pic of Vader in a backyard grilling? That would be hard to make though probably. 😮

Ladies and Gentleman welcome the grand opening of first Galactic Smuggler's Grill, a place designed by idiots, for idiots. The Galactic Smuggler's grill was thought of and created by a select few with insomnia. Those sleep deprived indivuals have come to be know as the Galactic Smugglers(we dont know why either).

The grill has been designed not to compete with the Blue Milk Bar but to be a new friendly alternative. In the GSG there are a few rules:

1. Have fun!
2. No bashing, arguing, or generally rude/annoying behavior.
3. Go Crazy!!!
4. ???? Still in question.

Okay, so maybe rules arent that important. The grill is just designed for fun, you want to talk Star Wars, go ahead. You want to talk sports, go ahead. You want to dream about Natlie Portman, go ahead. Ladies, if you want to oogle Hayden and Ewan, go ahead. You think it, you can talk about it.

Before I continue let me introduce the Galactic Smugglers

Dark Yoda-(cofounder)
Ast Rofan-(cofounder)
Lighsaber_Part-(cofounder)
Texansfan05-(investor/consultant)
Lord Yoda-(investor/consultant)
Grand Moff Gav-(entertainment manager/senate representative)
Devil Dodo-(drunk at the bar)
Ken Kenobi-(bouncer)
Prod-(bartender)
Stunrun(health inspector)

The Galactic Smugglers are always scouting for new members, come into the grill and state your case so you can make the grill your own.

The Galactic Smuggler's Grill is ofcourse open to all ages, sexes, races, and species(no gungans).

The 18th of every month will be game night, any star wars post-games are allowed. Also on the 18th of every month, half price and drinks and desserts.

Now that I have that stuff out of the way, in celebration of the grand opening, for the next week all drinks, meals and deserts are half off. Including the grill speciality "Bottomless Bucket of Fried Gungan"

But enough of rules and other boring stuff, Ladies and Gentleman let the Galactic Smugglers welcome you to the first Galactic Smuggler's Grill....

Oh... I did think of something. We need something about the history of our hijacking ways. There's nothing in there about hijacking threads. 😱

Welcome TO the grand opening! 😉

Originally posted by DarkYoda
How about a pic of Vader in a backyard grilling? That would be hard to make though probably. 😮

Ya he could have an apron, but it would be really hard. How about a decapitated Jar Jar, being served by Vader, to a customer.

Type the title like this

The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

Maybe we can wait on the picture. We need to design a logo or something. It can be added later. This is still a work in progress anyway. 😛

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Oh... I did think of something. We need something about the history of our hijacking ways. There's nothing in there about hijacking threads. 😱

That's a good idea it could also explain why we are smugglers we smuggled the 18th thread back on page 1 last night.

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Type the title like this

The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

Maybe we can wait on the picture. We need to design a logo or something. It can be added later. This is still a work in progress anyway. 😛

GGGGGGGGGooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddd 😉

Heh... and the infamous slaughter at the 4th. That was hilarious to me! 😆

Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the grand opening of first Galactic Smuggler's Grill, a place designed by idiots, for idiots. The Galactic Smuggler's grill was thought of and created by a select few with insomnia who no longer need to hijack useless threads for personal use. Those sleep deprived indivuals have come to be know as the Galactic Smugglers(we dont know why either).

The grill has been designed not to compete with the Blue Milk Bar but to be a new friendly alternative. In the GSG there are a few rules:

1. Have fun!
2. No bashing, arguing, or generally rude/annoying behavior.
3. Go Crazy!!!
4. ???? Still in question.

Okay, so maybe rules arent that important. The grill is just designed for fun, you want to talk Star Wars, go ahead. You want to talk sports, go ahead. You want to dream about Natlie Portman, go ahead. Ladies, if you want to oogle Hayden and Ewan, go ahead. You think it, you can talk about it.

Before I continue let me introduce the Galactic Smugglers

Dark Yoda-(cofounder)
Ast Rofan-(cofounder)
Lighsaber_Part-(cofounder)
Texansfan05-(investor/consultant)
Lord Yoda-(investor/consultant)
Grand Moff Gav-(entertainment manager/senate representative)
Devil Dodo-(drunk at the bar)
Ken Kenobi-(bouncer)
Prod-(bartender)
Stunrun(health inspector)

The Galactic Smugglers are always scouting for new members, come into the grill and state your case so you can make the grill your own.

The Galactic Smuggler's Grill is ofcourse open to all ages, sexes, races, and species(no gungans).

The 18th of every month will be game night, any star wars post-games are allowed. Also on the 18th of every month, half price and drinks and desserts.

Now that I have that stuff out of the way, in celebration of the grand opening, for the next week all drinks, meals and deserts are half off. Including the grill speciality "Bottomless Bucket of Fried Gungan"

But enough of rules and other boring stuff, Ladies and Gentleman let the Galactic Smugglers welcome you to the first Galactic Smuggler's Grill....

Let's post it exactly at 1AM!! And there are a few little typos in there Ast! 😉 Welcome TO <-

Gentle MEN (not man) ,

agreed 1:00 AM

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Let's post it exactly at 1AM!! And there are a few little typos in there Ast! 😉 Welcome TO <-

But what about the pic and logo? 😕

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
But what about the pic and logo? 😕

Yeah... I think you should have a banner of some sort at the top of the first post.

💃

I have been poking around about making a Vader pic with an apron if you guys wanted to wait, I just thought it was a cool idea and I've done similar stuff before. Idk it's your thing lol

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Yeah... I think you should have a banner of some sort at the top of the first post.

💃

I do too

I took the liberty and fixed/added a few things...

Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to the GRAND OPENING of the first GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL... a place designed by idiots, for idiots! The Galactic Smuggler's Grill was thought of and created by a select few with insomnia who no longer need to hijack useless threads for personal use. Those sleep deprived indivuals have come to be known as the Galactic Smugglers (we dont know why either).

The Grill has been designed not to compete with the Blue Milk Bar but to be a new friendly alternative. In the GSG there are a few rules:

1. Have fun!
2. No bashing, arguing, or generally rude/annoying behavior.
3. Go Crazy!!!
4. ???? Still in question.

Okay, so maybe rules arent that important. The Grill is just designed for fun. You want to talk Star Wars, go ahead. You want to talk sports, go ahead. You want to dream about Natlie Portman, go ahead. Ladies, if you want to oogle Hayden and Ewan, go ahead. You think it, you can talk about it.

Before I continue, let me introduce the Galactic Smugglers:

DarkYoda - (cofounder)
Ast Rofan - (cofounder)
Lighsaber_Part - (cofounder)
Texansfan05 - (investor/consultant)
Lord Yoda - (investor/consultant)
Grand Moff Gav - (entertainment manager/senate representative)
Devil Dodo - (drunk at the bar)
Ken Kenobi - (bouncer)
Prod - (bartender)
Stunrun - (health inspector)

The Galactic Smugglers are always scouting for new members. So come into the grill and state your case so you can make the grill your own.

The Galactic Smuggler's Grill is of course open to ALL ages, sexes, races, and species (no Gungans).

The 18th of every month will be game night... any Star Wars post-games are allowed. Also on the 18th of every month, half price on drinks and desserts.

Now that I have that stuff out of the way, in celebration of the Grand Opening, for the next week all drinks, meals and deserts are half off. Including the Grill speciality "Bottomless Bucket of Fried Gungan".

But enough rules and other boring stuff... Ladies and Gentlemen, let the Galactic Smugglers welcome you to the first GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL...

( REMEMBER THE 4th!! )