Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

*entering*
Man! that was a hell of a trip!
I'll take a pepsisaber plz!

ooooooooook, sure is dead in here.... *walks out, sober & sad* 🙁

*finished with his PEPSI*

I'll have a refill please 😉

Don't be sad bilb 🙁
chin up!!!!! (or just have a PEPSI 😉 )

*wanders in*

*yawns*

Got any coffee? Or better yet, sleeping pills?

*Walks in after a week of being the middle of Force knows where*

I seem to have stumbled across quite an interesting place..

😱 lollipops!

Mine!

No, mine!

Originally posted by phinney6
*Starts counting even more money* Queeq, we are filthy rich, this puppy is growing like a virus on steriods! I think this is our biggest quickest money maker!

Yeah well, time to start looking for a Director of Entertainment. Plenty of people around ready to be entertained.

Anyone wanna apply? Nice and steady job, lovely people, good pay, free drinks during working hours.

*sets up office for job interviews*

Heres my audition.....
I have a new idea for a bar-puppet show....
Hang on a sec....
*Lets Jar-Jar out gimpbox....*

Representative Binks.... Can I borrow you for a minute...?
Binks:"Whata far boss...?"

*Screaming, Jar-Jar gets nails banged through his wrists and ankles*bash

and now.....Like sooooooo.........

*Attaches string to the nails.....Binks passes out
Sadako climbs on to a pre-arranged piece of scaffolding above and behind a cutain...*

A-like-a-puppet-on-a-striiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg..... whistling

*Proceeds to use his barely-live Jar-Jar puppet in a particularly violent and ghastly version of 'Punch and Judy'....* 😆

Any chance for a regular slot then Queeq....? 😉

YOUR GONNA PAY FOR ALL THE SCENES YOU RUINED JARJAR!!!

*ignites saber and cuts jarjar into little pieces*

HOW DO YA LIKE ME KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......oops....got carried away...that was pure reflex i assure you...

sorry...didnt mean to ruin your act...but you should have warned us just who was in the gimp box.

well...um...i guess ill clean up the mess i made.

*graps broom and dust pan to sweep up jarjar's remains*

i could sure use a swiffer to clean up the ashes

LOL 😆

I hope you diced him good, that scaley piscean....!!!

*Stamps on some remains and hands PVS a swiffer and helps "Vacuum" the ashes*
hoover

Originally posted by queeq
Yeah well, time to start looking for a Director of Entertainment. Plenty of people around ready to be entertained.

Anyone wanna apply? Nice and steady job, lovely people, good pay, free drinks during working hours.

*sets up office for job interviews*

Need any help boss, I am ready to throw out the dead beats

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Heres my audition.....
I have a new idea for a bar-puppet show....
Hang on a sec....
*Lets Jar-Jar out gimpbox....*

Representative Binks.... Can I borrow you for a minute...?
Binks:"Whata far boss...?"

*Screaming, Jar-Jar gets nails banged through his wrists and ankles*bash

and now.....Like sooooooo.........

*Attaches string to the nails.....Binks passes out
Sadako climbs on to a pre-arranged piece of scaffolding above and behind a cutain...*

A-like-a-puppet-on-a-striiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg..... whistling

*Proceeds to use his barely-live Jar-Jar puppet in a particularly violent and ghastly version of 'Punch and Judy'....* 😆

Any chance for a regular slot then Queeq....? 😉

I like Sadako already! 😄

Death to Jar Jar!

a wee bit late to be shouting that imaginary.
jarjar sleeps with the fishes now 😛

well i will revolutionise the Kaminoan Dart game.....this time with a better tearget 😄

**Tips Sadako $20**

Originally posted by PVS
a wee bit late to be shouting that imaginary.
jarjar sleeps with the fishes now 😛

🙁 Poor fishes.