Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by bilb2,851 pages
Originally posted by Imaginary
🙁 Poor fishes.

😱

And PVS, BEST SIG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by bilb
😱

And PVS, BEST SIG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I just saw it 🙂
very nice 😉

What no bartender tonight? 🙁

who needs a bartender?😛

*passes out deathsticks*

Now yer talkin! 😮‍💨

Ermm, guys, whoever is making this force tremors around here must stop, they're scaring me and freaking me out! 2 tremors in a row come on!
Attention to all force users in this bar, please stop making this tremors!

heh... no!

*peeks in*

Hi!

Star babe, can I have one dance before I go to bed??

*stumbles in Korova's*

Hello everybody I haven't seen last two days, I'm very busy now.
I'm only in for a quick drink and ehhh Smokes, Sadako...see ya guys later!
😉 😆

*Pops in quickly to throw a fresh Binks clone in to the Gimpbox....*

Too many Binkses around here...

Sorry Boss...!!! In that case.....

*Borrows potato peeler from bar...Starts giggling maniacaly*

Come here Jar-Jar..... You heard the man......!!!!

*Applys peeler to the Binks, peeling of his skin with the enthusiasm of 20
spud-peeling prisoners on anphetamines......Slowing down on the last leg to truly savour it...*

Now doesn't that feel better Jar-Jar....?
*Binks is to busy writhing in agony to reply*

*Puts manacles on Jar-Jar's ankles and hoists him with them connected to an elaborate set of pulleys above a large vat with a cover on it*

*Removes the vat's cover to reveal the tonne of salt that it is filled with*

Represent this, buddy boy.....disgust

*Lowers Binks slowly into the salt, his raw, exposed nerve endings exploding in to flames of pain as the salt soaks in....*

Jar Jar:"Iiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-arrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!"

Now apologise for the Pit-stop droid slapstick in the Watto's shop...!!!
.......Apologise.......APOLOGIIIIIISEEEEE..... 😠

Binks: "Mesa sorryyyyyyyy....." 😱

Not good enough....... devil

*Pulls lever lowering the helpless mound of screaming flesh into the vat, and puts on the lid.....Leaving him in there 'til we either truly believe his sincerity...... Or he corrodes to death......* 🙂

*Pours a nice pint of Blue milk sits down, puts feet up and leans back to enjoy his pint and ignore the alternating noises of banging and whimpering from under the lid......*

Ahhhhhhhhhh.... Bliss. 🙂

shock

hysterical

OMG...Sadako...you're hilarious....

He must suffer for your amusement...... 😉

*Dishes out a free carton of blue milk to Silver Stardust.....*

😎

Queeq, shouldn't we wait for more applicants, I hear your "girlfriend" wanted in

Indeed there is no need to worry-I think the position is as yet unfilled..... 🙂

Sadako is a one-man entertainment machine... Way to go! Free drink, pal?

Why thank you very much....! Don't mind if I do....! 😉