Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by phinney62,851 pages

Nice, gotta love those credit cards!!!

Silver's Flexible Friend.... ✅
Handy also apparently for Sith trying to jimmy open doors on their way to slaughtering sleeping Jedi (Or even better Boss Nass's buddies) in their beds.......

Originally posted by phinney6
*motions with blaster*

Yes he does. but I guess we can find someone else's credit card to charge on

*nods unapproovingly*
that beer is not worth the trouble ; now let me get you something

this place sucks and blows at the same time...it only sells corellian ale and jawa juice...

Says who?

Where's the adrenochrome and synthetic mescaline? 😱

*venomously* This would sharpen ye up and make ye ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence!

you took too much man...too much too much"

there is nothing most disgusting..more depraved..than a man in the depths of an ether binge

This is bat country..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Silver's Flexible Friend.... ✅
Handy also apparently for Sith trying to jimmy open doors on their way to slaughtering sleeping Jedi (Or even better Boss Nass's buddies) in their beds.......

😉

the juice/sucking issue reminds me to get this bar a blender.

*hops downtown on the speeder*

Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh...... Now THATS a way I'd love to see Binks and several Ewok friends go on one of the nights next week..... Ahhhhhhhh to hear their "adorable" little skulls crack on those spinning blades of death....???? I'd drink to that.....!!!!! 🍺
Good man....!!!

*Raises glass to GCG....* 🍺

i would add that film on Endor lucas did ; the one with the little girl

my oh my ; WTF was that ?! 😖

cheers ! *brp*

As your attorney i advise you to purchase a blender

LOL...!!! You've convinced me....!!!
*Takes 20 credits from register and heads down to the hardware store...*

i just bough it and it cost 50 credits

We've gotta get out of here. I have The Fear.

*Arrives back with blender large enough to get Captain Tarful, Wicket, Logray, Paploo, Jar-Jar and even Gardulla the Hutt (And one of Salacious Crumb's Species, even though Crumb will escape the blend on the grounds of coolness) in it....*

Quick GCG...!! Get back to 'em with your reciept, they tried ripping you off...! shocking Look at all this extra room....!!! 😄

Don't worry Smokes.....!! Ignore the Lizards, thats just the Mescaline and Acid....!!!! Ignore the "Water" carpet too.......!!! It'll wear off......!!
*Passes Smoke an nice soothing Blue milk.....*

Are you calmer now Smokes...?

There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

....Oh. And the occasional Millipede best trying to crawl into your inner ear to make a nest of baby millipedes in there who might later emerge through your tearducts...... Yep. A common and consistant fear of mine, that one.....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Quick GCG...!! Get back to 'em with your reciept, they tried ripping you off...! shocking Look at all this extra room....!!! 😄

erm.....actually i was trying to rip queeq off 😈

LOL Puts blender into action, watching the mashed innards of Jar-Jar,
Tarpals, Wicket, Logray, Paploo, Chief Chirpa, Gardulla and Jar-Jar's parents go round in the blender...

*Sadako hypnotised by the love-er-liness of it all *

Round and round and round and round and round and round and round they go ahhhh their only now repentant faces... Whooops...! And there goes their faces......

Ahhhhhh.... Like a lava lamp it is............. 😛

Ahhhhhhhhhh thats made me sleepy watching that, that has.....!!!
And sleep pleasant dreams I will.... 😏Good night all..... bye