Okey doke.... More wealth than any one can possibly imagine,
free reign of the entire galaxy, and an ounce a day of anybodies favorite intoxicant, (Gallons if liquid) a free subscription to Suffering Weekly (Starting with the Ewok edition with double page spread,)
AND your own 1/20 scale Death Star superlaser working replica for a limited time only: Ideal in any road-rage situation..!!!
And if anyone manages to maliciously wound Jar-Jar, say being able to supply me with a dismembered body part as proof, even if you can't manage a kill, then that person gets a whole night of free Blue milk on me....
There....! Go forth and bring me the smited remains of the Binks...!!!!
