Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by Sadako of Girth2,851 pages

LOL @ Obiwalker

Yeah... That mildly radioactive dye only complicates the lighting process...

*Sits in a shadowy corner sipping her drink and wonders to herself if she should make an attempt at freeing the captive Ewoks...*

Its ok, you can now as JP has now been served, and we have turned 6 of them into rugs for the lavatorys....

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Im still laughin about the thread i read about baby wookiees coming out hairless 😆 so cutttttttttttteeeeeeeee 😂

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*Senses the approach of the Bailster*

*Pours A large Cocorum and Coke for him....*

*Passes round the blunts, and gives Smoke his special reinforced smoking glove....*

ewok...the finest fur coats in the galaxy..i never leave home without mine

Handy zippers too... Make from the finest teeth that their little faces could offer....!

thats living the highlife my friends..ewok coat..and trando boots

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*Claps hands and a captive tribe of ewoks are commanded to bring the largest and finest (Not to mention most ladylike) Martini keglet in the house...*

Aaaaaaaaaaaah Sada baby you know how to treat a lady! mwah1

Why Thank you.... *Tips hat.....*
*Hands JP an extra pack of Fine Panatellas....* 😉

*lights deathstick*
*gets glowy stuff on hands*
*yells in extreme pain*
i guess ya dont light em

Careful there Obiwalker.... You don't want to ruin that fine Ewok jacket with glowey stuff.....!!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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*Senses the approach of the Bailster*

*Pours A large Cocorum and Coke for him....*

*Passes round the blunts, and gives Smoke his special reinforced smoking glove....*

Your senses guide you well Sadako.... Cocorum indeed!

Ewok rugs, coats and teeth zippers! Ahhhhh

*Hopes that someday she will learn how to keep Ewoks from dying...*

youre right...i better stick to 'clean stuff'
anyone got some rootleaf

*Pours Baily a fresh Vat of Cocorum and coke.....* 😄

the ewoks will always die...well at least until i have an entire wardrobe and home furnishing of ewok fur

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Ahhhhhhh...... The woodpine freshness..... 😆