Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Now that's just wrong! 😂

mmmmmm...fried ewok legs and blue milk...my favorite

Yay!! We dont need no water, let the motherfcuker's burn.... burn Ewok scum... burn!!!

*Cackles evily* 😆

*Turns them over to ensure a good thorough cookin'....*
(Nice and even....)

Ahhh... Just about done.... Leg or rump anyone.....?

*"Eeeeeee-chawowa....."
Says the last one to pass into a state of "terminal unconciousness"*

medium rare please...oh..oh...can i have some BBQ sauce w/mine

You certainly can......
*Passes BBQ sauce to Obiwalker*

Yub Yub!! I'll have some ribs please!

*Prises the ribs from the leader of the Ewoks who had resisted the slaughter and sticks em in a sesame seed bun for Obi-onemanshow*

*Hands Obi a nice cool beer to accompany in totally tastebud harmony*

ribs

how about some ewok wings and Franks hot sauce....
cant ewoks have wings if buffalos can?

Man im so hungry i could eat jabbas tail, who wants a bang on this wookiee endo? 😮‍💨

ewoks...you will never find a more wretched kind of fur and villany...we must be cautious

*Extra large Ribs for Smoke with a side order of Ewoks-donuts....*
(Trust me... Don't ask where the donuts came from though.....)

*Oh yeah.... Ewok wings... We have them, but to let you into a trade secret, they're just reconstituted Ewok, flattened into the shape of a "Wing".....* 😉

They're tasty though!

*Dishes out the 'Wings'......*

Mmmmmm.... Wookie endo...... Hazylicious.....!!!

Much appriecated sadako not had ewok donuts since i was on endor getting 2 kilos of wicket weed

good..i hate picking out the little bones...they are such a pain..they take out all the fun of eating such a cute creature

Nice! Much like the "Chuff of Chirpa" ✅

Dont worry obi, chew around them and then use'em as toothpicks....
Thats what the rancors do....... ✅

You need to try a big wok with cheese

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nice! Much like the "Chuff of Chirpa" ✅

ROLF 😂