Bashar Teg's (and Queeq's) KOROVA BLUE MILK BAR

Started by GCG2,851 pages

u sure this gungan has been well battered ?

*saunters in undercover, hoping to not be noticed*
*suddenly assaulted by multiple burnt fur odors*
"GOOD LORD!!!!! IS THAT EWOK I SMELL ???!!!!!"
*crap...so much for incognito*
"Beer me!!"

*Beers Plagueis*

Welcome to the Thursday-night-fry-up......!!! 😉

well hell, it looks like all thats left are heads....give me the one with the goofy grin on its roasted face.🍺

Originally posted by GCG
u sure this gungan has been well battered ?

Oh yeah, in both senses of the word..... Hung him up "Critical-Bill" style for half an hour and went to work his ribs-and then they marinaded him in the finest batter that we could find for two-full-hours....!!!

Meesa thinkin Ima gonna hurl.....

My god man....!!! Not near the grill....!!!!!! 😆

*Serves a goofy-grin-grill-special for DP*

My bad, but even grilled barf is more appealing than Jar-Jar.

✅ True indeed....!!!

Ah...nice cooking Sadako!!! The fur and flesh pull right off the...
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man....!!! How'd he get in there.....?
Ahhhh well.... Easy mistake to make.....
*Slings Willow back on the grill for another 5mins....*

*passes out*

*Has fun passing time kicking Jar-Jar's jibblets around the backroom...*

*Then gets in a creative mood and makes a little AT-AT model out of them*

*Damn thing won't stand up though.... It kinda just flops over pathetically.....*

*walks in...robs plageuis*

*puts shaving cream on plageuis's face*

*walks away silently, sits in corner waiting for plageis to wake up*

what is this thread about???

just to fool around???

*walks up behind prod, puts shaving cream on his ear*

*walks back to chair*

Prod cant hear now...

Prod is gonna talk in third person...it is easier...

Prod wonders what everyone does in this thread???

Originally posted by prod_
what is this thread about???

just to fool around???

Eating, drinking socialising mainly...!

..........ahem and fooling around... 😆

"Is anybody interested in some Death Sticks?
They come in four flavours now: Slow, Horrible, Painful, and Light."

Prod will take Horrible...

he is not feeling good...Prod got grade reports today...

that is all he is saying...

Prod got killed when he came home...