**Revenge! Sweet Sweet Revenge!**

A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots
they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back
to me.

Take Care, Mary

droolio you go sistah!

that's awsome.

what a loser that guy is, he's probably from my town

Hahaha!!! That's great!!!!

😱 omfg...

thats fan-fukkin-tastic droolio shweeeeet!

😂 😆 that kinda hurts

She went to more trouble than he did purely to be spiteful.

What the guy did was wrong and cowardly but he was honest.

She just came off looking bitter and silly.

-AC

😂 hahaha

females AC, females 🙄

hysterical

I know Furry, aint it the way?

-AC

BRILLIANT 😱

i have to give her props for doing that

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
She came off as smart and resourceful. How much trouble can you go through in asking your mates to help you with her plan? Zero.

If I told my friends I was going to do that, they would go around university collecting pictures for me - Sophia would be taking some extra ones, Monica would be asking for pictures of her cousins in Cyprus, Tessa would have got her housemates to pose and Jodie would have gotten half of the specials on the police force to pose for her so i can do that - they would even pay for the postage.

You're wrong there - she was clever!

Are you still thinking of revenge schemes for your ex? 😆

Originally posted by furryman
😂 hahaha

females AC, females 🙄

EXCUSE ME? 😠

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Are you still thinking of revenge schemes for your ex? 😆

Im getting tons of ideas 😂 This has been the funniest one yet!

But yeah, im on the job detective

All suggestions welcome flirt1

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Im getting tons of ideas 😂 This has been the funniest one yet!

But yeah, im on the job detective

All suggestions welcome flirt1

Still remember all the ones Kim and I came up with that one night? flirt1 some of those were classic 😂

i wonder if ull get any suggestions from any of the guys here

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

[b]Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots
they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back
to me.

Take Care, Mary

droolio you go sistah! [/B]

Thank GOD the girls I date can't read or write.

😂 😆