Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Good, that's all was needed. Now we can just talk in a civil way with no arguing.Why don't we bury the hatchet over a machine coffee and discuss the humour of the letter/photo scam together, as buddies.
-AC
droolio which reminds me, imma get some coffee.
By the time i get around do doing any scam, i lose interest. Woohoo for my attention span 🤘
Since when is arguing not allowed?
Anyways, that's all well and good on her part, though there are far more women breaking up with men in a manner similar to the one described in the opening post. Hundreds of soldiers who are over seas in the war have gotten those types of letters from their ex's for the same reason the guy sent the girl the letter in this thread. Not only that, then most of the guy have to pay vaginamony when they come home if they were married to the whore.
As Tom Leykis says "The bitches should be shot for treason". Same goes for anyone who breaks up with someone while they're overseas in a war or in some way trying to help humanity.
Originally posted by a1hsaucewell if you think so
shellie everything u post is appreciated 😛
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --a salt shaker, --a shot of Baileys --and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it...
in one second the sharp lime taste hits...
at two seconds the Baileys curdles...
at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says,
"So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'
😂 still makes me laugh
Re: **Revenge! Sweet Sweet Revenge!**
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:[b]Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots
they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back
to me.Take Care, Mary
droolio you go sistah! [/B]
Yeah it is a good one ; Only that i dont remember the girl in south africa. I know it as the marine stationed in Iraq 🙄
Originally posted by shellie
well if you think soA woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --a salt shaker, --a shot of Baileys --and a shot of lime juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it...
in one second the sharp lime taste hits...
at two seconds the Baileys curdles...
at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says,
"So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'
😂 still makes me laugh
laugh1 ahahahahaha!!