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Bud is just poo.

LW, have you ever wondered why your bottom is actually located at your middle? Spooky eh.

*Shivers*

It's a conspiracy

mech, don't tell the answer!

And I will never drunken Bud again.

I'm onto Schmirnoff Ice now.

you're ON it? you must have small feet then!

I can swim in the bottle if I make myself small enough.

*picks up bottle that says 'drink me"*

*starts to sing*
She's a Gundark in a bottle, you can try to lock her forever

*puts hands over ears*

*looks around to find the source of the annoying highpitched squealing*
*twitches annoyingly and continues her work*

I can give you some pills for that twitch....

I gave Dim a twitch? woops 🙁

Ok Dim i work with GUndy and I got the pills right here....you drink it with this *Mineral Water*

psst "yerss"

In this mineral water is 75% vodka...hehehe

Ow phinney! I'm thirsty! Give me some mineral water 😉

*whispers*
75% isn't enough for Dimmie, you need more!

🙄 that 'vodka in mineral water trick' is gettin a bit old, don't you think?

there was vodka in it? 😱
Gimme more! 😄

*waits for Dim and her big key ring*

*waits for a brandnew car and lots of money*

I'm using my key to lock this one up.

can't we play some more?